Halloween Contests Here!
Halloween Contests Here!
First annual SR Halloween Contest starts here. Here's how it works ( like that?)... members posting the cutest, funniest, scariest, best in the following four categories will recieve a prize!
The four categories are:
Scariest picture/image/avatar.
Cutest Halloween picture/image/avatar
Best Hallowen Joke
Most original/creative/best pumpkin.
Members may enter as many categories as they like but may only enter ONE entry in each category.
At the top of your post state which category you are entering so mods can sort through them and not figure it out.
IF YOU DO NOT STATE WHICH CATEGORY YOU ARE ENTERING YOUR ENTRY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
Results will be posted late, late tonight!
Good luck and have fun...
......yes, post it all here!
The four categories are:
Scariest picture/image/avatar.
Cutest Halloween picture/image/avatar
Best Hallowen Joke
Most original/creative/best pumpkin.
Members may enter as many categories as they like but may only enter ONE entry in each category.
At the top of your post state which category you are entering so mods can sort through them and not figure it out.
IF YOU DO NOT STATE WHICH CATEGORY YOU ARE ENTERING YOUR ENTRY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
Results will be posted late, late tonight!
Good luck and have fun...
......yes, post it all here!
I love the cute one's you all posted.
I covered semi gross here's scarey/creepy
Sorta cuteboo
Becareful what jumps out of your screens today
P.S. I'll probably be disqualified...sometimes I have troubles following intructions properly, just a minor disfunction is all...hehe all in fun eh?
((( Time2))) You know I love ya!
Joke: bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible, because they have emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald Head. So again he writes the company a nasty letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple."
Joke: bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
The man thinks this is terrible, because they have emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co."
Now the man is really upset. They have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald Head. So again he writes the company a nasty letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel. The enclosed note says,
"Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple."
My Halloween Joke:
A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another and stayed put.
He then filled his bed with waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly bear to face.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the sheets and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied "I just beat the **** out of a ghost!"
A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another and stayed put.
He then filled his bed with waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly bear to face.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the sheets and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied "I just beat the **** out of a ghost!"
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