Does This Guy Scare Anyone Else Other Than Me ?
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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
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btw,
who's got a thread going on bout sex toys??
All the men have a thread about is 4 wheel toys that go beep beep
btw,
who's got a thread going on bout sex toys??
All the men have a thread about is 4 wheel toys that go beep beep
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Actually that's the best kind of mother-n-law ...... they don't SPEAK!
NOW, do you see what you went and had made me say!!!!!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
As for sex toys ..... I'd bet my bottom dollar that a MAN invented them ..... but the women reap HIS inginuity! THANKS ..... who ever you were!
ROFLMAO!
SO THERE, CAP!
Now, ladies ..... who's with me and wants to see this cut out with CAP's pix on it!??
Come on ..... let's take a poll!
CAP, you must be cussing me out!
Maria
NOW, do you see what you went and had made me say!!!!!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
As for sex toys ..... I'd bet my bottom dollar that a MAN invented them ..... but the women reap HIS inginuity! THANKS ..... who ever you were!
ROFLMAO!
SO THERE, CAP!
Now, ladies ..... who's with me and wants to see this cut out with CAP's pix on it!??
Come on ..... let's take a poll!
CAP, you must be cussing me out!
Maria
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Maybe Mom is also a card board cut out too.Im not sure whats worse.The guys dimented brain or me spending my first day off in months in here.
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->Definitely you!! And all the rest of us getting such a kick out of this weirdness!
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Now, ladies ..... who's with me and wants to see this cut out with CAP's pix on it!??
old enough to know BETTER!!!!!
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Originally Posted by FaeryQueen
me me!!! But it would need one of those little strings so you could pull it and make it say something. But what should it say?
HELL ...... let's go for it .... but I'm NOT starting it!
SHY ME (yeah, OK!)
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Originally Posted by FaeryQueen
me me!!! But it would need one of those little strings so you could pull it and make it say something. But what should it say?
I know I know..."If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands"
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OH .... so now CAP is also going to be a CLAPPER cut out .....
OH dear ..... one clap means? Two claps means?
OK OK ..... GOTTA STOP!
A clapper cut out that must be laminated!
MY GOODNESS HAVE WE GONE OVERBOARD ON THIS ONE!
I just have one thing to say about that ...... heck ........ we all need to LAUGH .... especially at CAP's expense!
CAP ..... ya know I really do luv ya! We're all just kidding ..... or are we?
Maria
OH dear ..... one clap means? Two claps means?
OK OK ..... GOTTA STOP!
A clapper cut out that must be laminated!
MY GOODNESS HAVE WE GONE OVERBOARD ON THIS ONE!
I just have one thing to say about that ...... heck ........ we all need to LAUGH .... especially at CAP's expense!
CAP ..... ya know I really do luv ya! We're all just kidding ..... or are we?
Maria
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O MY .... just realized something
The *clapper* ...
doesn't that make something TURN ON ..... and TURN OFF?
Imagine that? My ideal man! At my command!
GOSH, I'm really not as bad as I'm portraying here ...... so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't think awful of me ...... I've had some hairy days ...... and this eases the STRESS .... TO LAUGH!
Maria
The *clapper* ...
doesn't that make something TURN ON ..... and TURN OFF?
Imagine that? My ideal man! At my command!
GOSH, I'm really not as bad as I'm portraying here ...... so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't think awful of me ...... I've had some hairy days ...... and this eases the STRESS .... TO LAUGH!
Maria
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GOSH, I'm really not as bad as I'm portraying here ...... so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't think awful of me ...... I've had some hairy days ...... and this eases the STRESS .... TO LAUGH!
As far as turning on and off....hmmm...that could be the "little light"....that turns on and off....with the clapping of course.
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Originally Posted by FaeryQueen
Don't worry Maria. I am actually much worse than I am portraying here.
As far as turning on and off....hmmm...that could be the "little light"....that turns on and off....with the clapping of course.
As far as turning on and off....hmmm...that could be the "little light"....that turns on and off....with the clapping of course.
I caught onto the *little light* comment .... but I thought ..... NAH, couldn't/shouldn't go there ......
BUT YOU DID!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWE!
Ya know, maybe we should patent this invention!
AWFUL WE ARE! AWFUL!
Maria
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QUOTE I was lucky enough to get my ex to contribute measurements, photographs, even trace the outlines of her hands.......
Another words ANYTHING if this nut will just stay the H#ll away from me !!
Another words ANYTHING if this nut will just stay the H#ll away from me !!
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Originally Posted by babeekj
You guys if the freak doesn't already laminate one of us really should email him and enlighten him..Can you imagine the AAhheem paper cuts?
REALLY GUYS, I gotta stop laughing so hard!
TOOOOOO FUNNY!
The men must be thinking we're totally NUTS! I think they're to 'fraid to comment on this thread ..... wonder why? HMMMMMMMMMMM <devilish grin>
Gotta go have a cigarette (now now .... don't go there)
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why maria you little devil - i have not laughed so hard today since i read this post and also saw the clip that namommy found and babeekj passed on in the recovery follies.
the men already think that anyways so no harm done!
sick we all are but we're having a good time at it!
you rule babeekj - this has got to be the best thread yet!
the men already think that anyways so no harm done!
sick we all are but we're having a good time at it!
you rule babeekj - this has got to be the best thread yet!
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