pedagogue

I know this is morbid...but FUNNY!

I don't fully understand the right of passage that buying a bra is (i'm a guy), but the way it has been explained to me...it is the first of three steps into womanhood (2nd is a period, 3rd is shaving). I think you got the easier side of the bra debate. Some girls will out and out refuse to wear one for anything.

Anyhow, keep hanging in there.

-pedagogue

BigEzell

Sorry I have to be in and out because of the girls.
So I chase her into the mall and she turns left and I'm thinking JC Penneys is right !!
I'm am taking off high speed here down the middle of the mall hollering WAIT.
I grab her right as she is going into a store and I look up and this blonde with her hair in a bun looking like she spends her whole check each week on botax is glaring at me and asks her "are you alright honey"
The first thing out of my daughters mouth is "I need help"
Anyone still here?

BigEzell

Pedagogue all due respect are you trying to kill me here ? One crisis at a time!
Anyway because the bun lady is looking at me like she is going to call The Man on me(her eyes really were beady)
I a little louder maybe than necessary say SHE NEEDS A BRA !
The bun lady the people in the middle of the mall EVERYONE there is looking real crazy at me now.

BigEzell

THEN the wonderful part I look up and where were we ? You guessed it Victoria Secret's I look in because the bun lady looking a little sympathetic toward my daughter is rushing her into the store and I see feathers and fluffy things everywhere I do not want my daughter anywhere near but I can make a bigger scene in Victoria's Secret ( I DO NOT WANT MY DAUGHTER KNOWING THE SECRET BY THE WAY) or give up my credit card.
I will not know if my daughter bought a car in there or not until I get the bill because the bun lady TOLD me I would probably be more comfortable on the bench in the middle of the mall by the fountain. I watched the fountain for 2 hours.

BigEzell

My daughter does not come get me when it is time to go I catch a glimpse of her taking off outside and the chase is on again. While I'm unlocking the car she is staring at the sky. I believe she was around the bun lady too long myself. When we get in the car and leave she is steady staring out the passenger window. I say baby please talk to me and her face lights up. She opens the bag and says see what I got.
I nearly have a wreck. Eye roll sigh she's back to looking out the window . Then I get a bright idea and say baby I am so proud of you I even put my favorite picture of you up on the internet.
THAT was my day.

LizzyB

Priceless.

Your a good sport BigE. In ten, fifteen years from now, she'll be sitting somewhere laughing with her friends.Telling them the story of her father having to take her shopping for her first bra. She'll have a pretty good story to tell, too.

babeekj

OK well then... At least it's over with ? LOL

pedagogue

Oh boy!

What you thought was an out...was just another way to get her fired up, oy vey!

I'm off for the night, g'night!

-pedagogue

Chy

*ROTFLMAO*..oh wow, to have been a fly in the mall! Tomorrow is another day, you did good Biggy, real good, thanks for the giggles, I'm pulling myself up off the floor now. You will survive.

BigEzell

Good night perdagogue. Earlier I had told you I wouldn't ramble. Sorry .

LizzyB she may just do that but something tells me I won't laugh even then.

babeekj

BigE I'm sorry that it was that hard on you but I have to say I never have read anything this funny on the net before. I actually had tears running down my face.

LizzyB

Hmmmm...sorry to burst your bubble, BigE, but after you're finished raising three girls...today is going to seem like a walk in the park.

pearl

Oh my goodness Big E!!! I needed a good chuckle today! I don't have any biological children...in fact I came to mine later in life when I had gotten married. I acquired lovely stepchildren, the youngest of which I had a 'bonding experience' trying to select just the right feminine products when THE TIME came (this discussion lasted 2 hours in the drugstore debating the finer points of pantyliners...LOL).

All my best
You are one terrific dad
Pearl

BigEzell

Lizzy baby please don't weigh me down anymore than I am.
Pearl look BIG BLACK GUY IN THE ROOM I don't need to hear about panyliners!!

Babeekj I know you can relate to this. I sat there so mad I'm talkin gang bangin ghetto mad at her mom the whole time I was watching that fountain. It has been a long time since that has spewed up in me like that.

Ladies I need to go to bed . Who knows what these kids are going to do to me tommorow.

Thanks for all the support.

ToriGirl

OMG..that is sooo funny. This will be a story you can talk about with each other and laugh later. I think it's even more funny cause you were so stressed about it and thinking you could slink away...only to have everyone looking at you.

Just wait till they gotta do a price check for Tampons...


"TAMPONS...PRICE CHECK !!...

Sorry BigE..but this is just the beginning.

But on the plus side...they will remember all your love and support more than anything...and think you are the best man on earth..just like I think of my Dad.

LizzyB

Awh, BigE, you'll be just fine. Life has a funny way of placing the right people in front of us, just when we need them. (even blonde bun, stone faced, botox injected, Victoria's Secret sales girls)

BigEzell

How is everyone today?

pedagogue

doing well. yourself?

-pedagogue

babeekj

HI ! Doing good how are you?

BigEzell

Good it is very quiet here today.