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11-23-2004, 04:24 AM

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spirit

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this is for all the girls for a laugh

yes i know used two for's in one sentence and there will be an english teacher out there to correct me hahaha - so girls have a laugh and boys take note:

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
********** presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

11-23-2004, 05:00 AM

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Time2Surrender

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Sorry,I am a man and read that anyway.That was really good.

11-23-2004, 05:16 AM

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spirit

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do not ever apologise for being a man

glad you liked it
hugs
kath

11-23-2004, 09:06 AM

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sherbear5104

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That was cute. Thanks for the laugh.

11-23-2004, 09:33 AM

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Chy

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...your comment to T2...priceless! *LMAO*

11-23-2004, 10:01 AM

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ARIES

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I'm a women and it looks like I would fit in such a class :hello2 :couchpota :slaphead

11-23-2004, 03:00 PM

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spirit

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actually aries, me too haha
kath

11-23-2004, 03:03 PM

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darkstar

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that was funny. i think i read it somewhere before. isn't it great that we never lose our sense of humor. recovery ROCKS!

11-23-2004, 03:45 PM

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Little Missy

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I agree with Chy! That was priceless!! :Lmao

11-24-2004, 04:28 AM

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mountaingirl

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Kath, thanks for the laugh, I loved it so much I shared it with Miss 14. But I forgot to copy it to a file first, so she saw Sober Recovery on the screen...that made for a short but interesting conversation!