Soberlicious - Ten Years
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Soberlicious - Ten Years
Soberlicious' Beast has informed me that in a couple of hours, on February 15, it will have spent a whole decade in prison, without drinks.
Her Beast tells me that there is nothing to do in prison except to count off the days of deprivation with chalk on the wall, and that it would like another delivery of chalk for the upcoming year.
Apparently, they don't allow electronic devices in Beast prison, since the warden, a lifetime teetotaler, doesn't want the inmates to have access to drunk-a-logues or sobriety counters on the Internet.
Her Beast still daydreams of the great escape, but Soberlicious has a double lock on the door, and has thrown away the key. The Beast was once her warden, and she lived in the Beast's prison, but ten years ago, she made a decision to change her life.
Nicely done.
Apparently, they don't allow electronic devices in Beast prison, since the warden, a lifetime teetotaler, doesn't want the inmates to have access to drunk-a-logues or sobriety counters on the Internet.
Her Beast still daydreams of the great escape, but Soberlicious has a double lock on the door, and has thrown away the key. The Beast was once her warden, and she lived in the Beast's prison, but ten years ago, she made a decision to change her life.
Nicely done.
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Location: New Orleans, LA
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Hey, Soberlicious!
Happy amazing true birthday!!
I want you to know that every time I feel slightly insecure inside my being I just think the word "Soberlicious" & then stride into a room, full of crazy confidence!
You gave me that gift, just in your choice of a name here!
Thank you! Love & respect sent from New Orleans!
Happy amazing true birthday!!
I want you to know that every time I feel slightly insecure inside my being I just think the word "Soberlicious" & then stride into a room, full of crazy confidence!
You gave me that gift, just in your choice of a name here!
Thank you! Love & respect sent from New Orleans!
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