enfinthechange

Some people are lucky enough to do that sober! !!!

Normal drinkers don't snog inappropriate people when horribly drunk , then want to die....

adelina123

And I'm sober too lol

loopylou69

Normal drinkers don't decant a litre bottle of vodka into empty water bottles whist sitting in a supermarket car park in the middle of the day.

tufty13

Argghhh, that wasn't directed at any one Adelina - I promise!

It was just a poor attempt at humour! I feel awful now!

Bunny211

Normal drinkers don't resort to Listerine at 4am because they ran out of booze, have the DTs, and the liquor store is closed.

Normal drinkers don't chug a nip, vomit it up, and then slowly sip another one, dry heaving, willing it to stay down so they can stop feeling so sick.

Normal drinkers don't have 3-4 glasses of wine before they go out with friends to have a drink (so their friends won't realize how much they are consuming).

Normal drinkers don't promise themselves they won't drink today, only to be standing outside the liquor store at 8am trembling and praying for them to open soon!

Normal drinkers don't return to the liquor store 2 hours after previously being there and make up a lie about how they need another bottle of wine for their dinner party tonight because a guest called and said he was bringing his girlfriend and mother.

JD4010

Normal drinkers don't agonize over a decision between buying even more booze or feeding the kitties.

Upward2Enlightenment

Hey ... I resemble that. Well used to.

bluedog97

And I was talking about chugging beer, although Im not proud of that either. I never had the stomach to do that to liquor. I suppose I'm grateful for that.

Fabat50

Well at least you are only talking about snogging..?!

Normal drinkers don't bring strange men home and forget their names in the morning.

enfinthechange

It could have been much worse I agree....

Fabat50

Normal drinkers never hesitate when they are filling out forms which ask them how many units of alcohol they drink per week. (Nor when Dr asks the same question)

Fabat50

Normal drinkers would actually appreciate a vintage bottle of Saint Emilion Red and not simply chug it down like a 5 euro bottle of house wine.

ALinNS

We have a recycling program here and only certain spots take empties, so that the local three places would not figure out I was an alcoholic, I have driven as far away as an hour, alternating between them all

BlissWithin

Normal drinkers drink alcohol the same way I drink my coffee.

Steely

Sheee, am I ever not a normal drinker. Tick all boxes as above. I think this has already been covered but normal drinkers don't individually wrap a truckload of empties in newspaper so that neighbours won't hear the crashing of glass when emptying into the bin. Nor do they look sadly at the few normal drinkers empties in the bin as compared to own. It feels good to just empty normal stuff into the bin. Even empty two minute noodle packs. Yum. Not.

LBrain

Normal drinkers do not open a new beer because they left one downstairs and know they will finish 'that' one when they go back downstairs. I've had three going at one time because of that...
A beer in each room.

Fly N Buy

........and the next day find one still full and drink it

least

Normal drinkers don't wake up sick as hell and hating themselves.

chrcarlson

countrygirl2014,

Normal drinkers don't even know what a bar is for, they have a couple and leave.

LBrain

or finding it after a couple days and it's flat, so you mix it with a fresh one so it doesn't go to waste...