Stay sober this weekend July 24!
A simple guy making his way
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maine
Posts: 7,864
Stay sober this weekend July 24!
We have been having some great weekender fun and support. Let's keep the momentum going this weekend!
Are you ready? Can you hear it? The freedom bells are ringing for YOU!
*Ring Ring*
Welcome to your sober weekend!!!
Are you ready? Can you hear it? The freedom bells are ringing for YOU!
*Ring Ring*
Welcome to your sober weekend!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Norway
Posts: 194
Being in Norway, I'm used to the "age before beauty" rule. Had to read up on calling shotgun, there's a lot to take in. I'll try hard to bide by number 16:
16. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you ********!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.
Also crossing my fingers that Jack Sparrow's not jumping on the wagon this weekend:
21. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.
16. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you ********!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.
Also crossing my fingers that Jack Sparrow's not jumping on the wagon this weekend:
21. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,436
'Good Mornin' Viet Nam'!
I would first like to familiarize everyone with the Pirate Alphabet:
ABCDEFG... HIJKLMOP... QRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
With LBrain recently fantasizing here about bringing in the loaded Concrete Truck, and green Dye - to pave Paradise, and forever skip Yardwork - it's as good a time as any to show how it's done around my Folks' old 'Hood of Sun City CA. There are Front Yards of Concrete, and enterprising Workman come around periodically to spray them completely green. Nothing like a fresh coat of Paint to spruce up the Joint, as the House Pros recommend. The green over-spray on the Sidewalks and Driveways is especially fetching.
While green-tinted Concrete is not shown here, this Yard exhibits the more customary Gravel ambience. We don't need no stinking Mosquito Drones, since Elvis stands ready w/Microphone to transmit the goings-on of the rambunctious Elderly. Speaking of Gumment Plots, I think all this Gravel is a Plot to soak up Solar heat all day, and re-radiate it well into the night. This causes excess Electricity consumption via running A/C longer than usual. This plays into schemes to control the Electrical Grid via Circuitry hidden under Donald Trump's Hair that is actually controlled by ISIS. Or, is that the Illuminati?
In any case, we pick up our new Camper Trailer later this morning to Recon remote areas to hide out at while wearing our Tin Foil Hats, and consuming freshly-cooked BACON!
So, now that we've got all that explained, here's some Music to remain Sober by while basking in Weekender Sunshine!
- 'Sunshine Of Your Love' ~ Cream ~ Live
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I would first like to familiarize everyone with the Pirate Alphabet:
ABCDEFG... HIJKLMOP... QRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
With LBrain recently fantasizing here about bringing in the loaded Concrete Truck, and green Dye - to pave Paradise, and forever skip Yardwork - it's as good a time as any to show how it's done around my Folks' old 'Hood of Sun City CA. There are Front Yards of Concrete, and enterprising Workman come around periodically to spray them completely green. Nothing like a fresh coat of Paint to spruce up the Joint, as the House Pros recommend. The green over-spray on the Sidewalks and Driveways is especially fetching.
While green-tinted Concrete is not shown here, this Yard exhibits the more customary Gravel ambience. We don't need no stinking Mosquito Drones, since Elvis stands ready w/Microphone to transmit the goings-on of the rambunctious Elderly. Speaking of Gumment Plots, I think all this Gravel is a Plot to soak up Solar heat all day, and re-radiate it well into the night. This causes excess Electricity consumption via running A/C longer than usual. This plays into schemes to control the Electrical Grid via Circuitry hidden under Donald Trump's Hair that is actually controlled by ISIS. Or, is that the Illuminati?
In any case, we pick up our new Camper Trailer later this morning to Recon remote areas to hide out at while wearing our Tin Foil Hats, and consuming freshly-cooked BACON!
So, now that we've got all that explained, here's some Music to remain Sober by while basking in Weekender Sunshine!
- 'Sunshine Of Your Love' ~ Cream ~ Live
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