things to look foward to being a drunk
Poor diet choices,
Poor fitness regime,
Poor choices of potential romantic partners,
Financial insecurity,
Mental illness,
Rage,
Itchy skin,
Poor eyesight,
Alcohol is second only to smoking as one of the most common carcinogens,
Receding gums,
Bad breath,
Incontinence,
Diarrhoea,
Acne rosacea,
Trips, slips and falls whilst drunk,
Poor fitness regime,
Poor choices of potential romantic partners,
Financial insecurity,
Mental illness,
Rage,
Itchy skin,
Poor eyesight,
Alcohol is second only to smoking as one of the most common carcinogens,
Receding gums,
Bad breath,
Incontinence,
Diarrhoea,
Acne rosacea,
Trips, slips and falls whilst drunk,
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Aches and pains, premature ageing, forgetting stuff all the time, looking like a fool (without knowing it), impatient and grumpy with nearest and dearest, spending way too much money on poison, neglecting stuff.................
Great thread! I needed this today too, thanks!
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Great thread! I needed this today too, thanks!
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Stupid arguments about meaningless stuff. Creating memories for your children that are completely about video games. Poor performance at work. Trapped at home because too drunk to take kids to the movies
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high blood pressure
a generalized attitude of i don't give a bleep
night sweets (and day sweets)
a preoccupation with any situation of how do i get to my alcohol
trying to remember where you stashed your bottle
getting pulled over with an open container
waking up with your eyes sealed shut
being a work with a splitting headache that last the whole day and then some
a generalized attitude of i don't give a bleep
night sweets (and day sweets)
a preoccupation with any situation of how do i get to my alcohol
trying to remember where you stashed your bottle
getting pulled over with an open container
waking up with your eyes sealed shut
being a work with a splitting headache that last the whole day and then some
zero motivation
riding my bike to the store to pick up my fix
moments not to forget...taking a dump in my friends planter in his living room in front of friends......waking up on the floor with rugburn on my face...shag carpet...and # 2 in my draws...still not funny today
riding my bike to the store to pick up my fix
moments not to forget...taking a dump in my friends planter in his living room in front of friends......waking up on the floor with rugburn on my face...shag carpet...and # 2 in my draws...still not funny today
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