Bailey3

Because I miss slurring out, "I've only had a couple".

Stang

Yea these scented oils and a light smell of Pine Sol is getting old. Time for the smell of stale beer, and **** with dog hair all up in my refrigerator. Showers are overated I agree, and so is brushing your teeth. Nothing like a stank body n breath for a week at a time.
Especially over the phone trying to sound normal.

DoubleDragons

My teeth are looking a little too white lately. That purplish pink glow to my smile from my constant imbibing of red wine really was my go-to look . . . .

DoubleDragons

I miss the searing pain of my stomach ulcers. Nothing like pouring alcohol all over them to really feel the burn.

Fly N Buy

Classic....

DoubleDragons

I miss keeping Advil in business. These vitamin and super foods that make me feel so good are just too natural.

DoubleDragons

I noticed that I have four bottles of Wine Away left in my cleaning supplies. If I started drinking again, I would have more stained clothing and furniture and carpeting to desperately try to clean up with this product. That was always a fun activity to do with a raging hangover.

Becky13

I miss those life-affirming conversations with my AV. He really gets me, you know.

melki

I've been just a little too consistent lately. And who needs that sense of confidence back anyway?

Brilliant thread.

DoubleDragons

I think my husband really misses those 3 am wake-up calls when I would ask him to reassure me that I didn't do anything too stupid or embarrassing or dangerous the night before when I was drinking.

Findingtheway

I miss chasing the pretty girls out of my life because of drinking..

GotGrace

I miss being so desperate for a nap at 1 p.m. that I act like a toddler instead of a a grown woman.

Fiona630

Lmao. I miss the hospital from my last pancretitis attack...I think I want to say hi again really soon.

melki

Too many things in life are interesting again. Time to dive back into the only hobby alcohol.

joyousone

I really miss waking up to random half eaten plates of food on the nightstand.
I really miss staring at the tv all night and not actually watching a thing.
I really miss seeing double and crawling my way to bed.
I really miss the way I feel in the morning after drinking all afternoon and evening the day before...

Fiona630

This is a great thread! I'm reading these on my phone and it's a pain to thank all of the replies or I would!

I miss wondering why I'm partially dressed

I miss telling people someone hacked my Facebook account ..it wasn't me that wrote all that stupid stuff

I miss waking up and and having txts of where am I at and realizing I made plans while drunk to be somewhere early...my reply is im so sorry...came down with the flu or something late last night i just woke up.. then I put in an unhappy face cuz I'm slick like that and I'm sure after the 3rd time of doing that they still have no clue I was drunk the night before.

Conquest

8. My "fat jeans" are too loose.
9. The bottom of my refrigerator isn't sticky enough.
10. My wallet won't shut with all this cash in it.
11. I'm only getting 8 hours of sleep at night.
12. Others are wondering why I'm smiling.

DoubleDragons

I really miss how good my make-up and hair looked after four hours of heavy drinking. Can anyone conjure up The Joker??

courage2

Yes! Crawling! That's such a fun way to get around the apartment!

courage2

Remember how good you feel when someone you love and haven't seen in a while comes to hug you and you say, "better not, I'm ill, I might be contagious," because you don't want them to smell the liquor? Quality times!