Poured a huge tall glass and pounded it....
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Poured a huge tall glass and pounded it....
I hit the gym super hard this afternoon and I came home and just said SCREW IT!!
.... So I blended up a mango, a banana, some apple cider, two scoops of protein powder and a cup of milk. Poured it into a giant glass and pounded the whole thing in seconds.
I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! I'm a sober animal.
.... So I blended up a mango, a banana, some apple cider, two scoops of protein powder and a cup of milk. Poured it into a giant glass and pounded the whole thing in seconds.
I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! I'm a sober animal.
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Originally Posted by MythOfSisyphus 
Awesome! Last nite I put a banana and a kiwi into the freezer, gonna whip up a fruit smoothie later one after I work out.
Maybe you could try a pigeon instead, they are in ready supply in most countries.
If you don't pluck the feathers before blending it tickles when you poo.
Just sayin
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My late mother used to do this joke when she was sober when me & my bro were growing up
she would say i have a drink problem and then purposefully miss the water to drink from the glass as a joke we loved it
couple years after her death i seen the film Airplane 2 and seen where she got the joke
Thank you freeowl your joke made me think of my mums pranks in sobriety
she would say i have a drink problem and then purposefully miss the water to drink from the glass as a joke we loved it
couple years after her death i seen the film Airplane 2 and seen where she got the joke
Thank you freeowl your joke made me think of my mums pranks in sobriety
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Originally Posted by Hawks
That's terrible, I hope you know the kiwi is an endangered species.
Maybe you could try a pigeon instead, they are in ready supply in most countries.
If you don't pluck the feathers before blending it tickles when you poo.
Just sayin
Maybe you could try a pigeon instead, they are in ready supply in most countries.
If you don't pluck the feathers before blending it tickles when you poo.
Just sayin
Hahaha! Just as well, I can never get the beak to blend smoothly! Okay, meant the kiwi fruit! For smoothies I start with blended almond/coconut milk and a high quality protein powder. Sometimes I leave it there but if I want more of meal replacement I'll add frozen chopped kale or spinach along with dark fruit (usually raspberries, blackberries and blueberries, sometimes some strawberries). I avoid the high carb/high glycemic load stuff as much as I can but I love bananas so sometimes I add them as a treat.
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Poured a huge tall glass and pounded it....
I hit the gym super hard this afternoon and I came home and just said SCREW IT!!
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the thread leads one to believe that you drank
I guess that is ok ??
MM
I hit the gym super hard this afternoon and I came home and just said SCREW IT!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++
the thread leads one to believe that you drank
I guess that is ok ??
MM
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