Time travel
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Time travel
As soon as I complete my time machine I'm going back in time to find the smart individual that thought it would be a great idea to ferment fruits to create booze.
I'm crashing that first historical party in a bad way. LOL!
My Alcohol vaccine is almost ready also, stand-by for mass distribution.
I'm crashing that first historical party in a bad way. LOL!
My Alcohol vaccine is almost ready also, stand-by for mass distribution.
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I've read one theory that human beings gave up a nomadic existence so that they could ferment fruit and make alcohol, which one can't really do carting your belongings behind you on a sled..
..tough choice then..
..tough choice then..
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Originally Posted by Mentium 
I've read one theory that human beings gave up a nomadic existence so that they could ferment fruit and make alcohol, which one can't really do carting your belongings behind you on a sled..
..tough choice then..
..tough choice then..
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Originally Posted by LBrain
When you discover that it wasn't just one event, or that the laws of probability will have it discovered long after you return - assuming you can find the 1.21 gigawatts needed to return - you will need to figure out a plan to stay off it anyway.
So make the plan and stick to it.
So make the plan and stick to it.
But I Had it covered in plan z, I will go back to the big bang and eliminate the subatomic molecules of alcohol and Oxy. The energy from the blast will feed my time machine to come back.
But knowing me I will end up addicted to ice cream and have to kill the source also. Back to square 1. LOL!
Maybe a simple plan is better. Scaling down to SR and my outpatient, maybe a sparkle of AA on top of that. ;-)
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Btw guys if it was not from the humor I find in you I would not be making things better for me.
You crack me up and laughing gives me hope that recovery doesn't need to be a death sentence. Keep smiling and release those good endorphins!
You crack me up and laughing gives me hope that recovery doesn't need to be a death sentence. Keep smiling and release those good endorphins!
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okay okay okay--- okay already. okay?
did not mean to pee on anyone's parade.
I'm 100% in on the time machine thing. We're going to need a lot of troops anyway.
I'm thinking of sherman and peabody. The way-back machine.
"Where we going today Mr Patman?" "Well Brain, we are going to back to the year 1..."
did not mean to pee on anyone's parade.
I'm 100% in on the time machine thing. We're going to need a lot of troops anyway.
I'm thinking of sherman and peabody. The way-back machine.
"Where we going today Mr Patman?" "Well Brain, we are going to back to the year 1..."
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Originally Posted by Thepatman
Great point ;-)
But I Had it covered in plan z, I will go back to the big bang and eliminate the subatomic molecules of alcohol and Oxy. The energy from the blast will feed my time machine to come back.
But knowing me I will end up addicted to ice cream and have to kill the source also. Back to square 1. LOL!
Maybe a simple plan is better. Scaling down to SR and my outpatient, maybe a sparkle of AA on top of that. ;-)
But I Had it covered in plan z, I will go back to the big bang and eliminate the subatomic molecules of alcohol and Oxy. The energy from the blast will feed my time machine to come back.
But knowing me I will end up addicted to ice cream and have to kill the source also. Back to square 1. LOL!
Maybe a simple plan is better. Scaling down to SR and my outpatient, maybe a sparkle of AA on top of that. ;-)
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Originally Posted by Thepatman
Btw guys if it was not from the humor I find in you I would not be making things better for me.
You crack me up and laughing gives me hope that recovery doesn't need to be a death sentence. Keep smiling and release those good endorphins!
You crack me up and laughing gives me hope that recovery doesn't need to be a death sentence. Keep smiling and release those good endorphins!
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SSSSAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEETTTTTTT, can we do the time machine tomorrow though? I have bad gas tonight. Funny quick story, there was a news reporting doing a piece on k-9 training last week and she was going to do a ride along with me for a couple of hours. Well our normal food shipment had not arrived and we ended up having to feed the dogs another brand of food. So I fed my dog a couple hours prior to shift and and we geared up and headed to work. This reporter gets into my work suv in her nice dress, and the vehicle is covered in dog fur. Anyway we roll out and didn't even make it out of the parking lot, and my dog "vader" lets out the loudest fart that I've ever heard a dog make. "seriously, it sounded like a heard of elephants"! So I figured thanks butthole, and we continued. The damn dog farted non stop for 30 minutes and it smelled like rotten death, you could literally see the gas coming from the back. The reporter starts gagging, and getting sick to the point I had to take her back. She leaves we roll back out and the dog never farted again. I think he felt the same way about reporters that I do. "goodboy"
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