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Old 01-18-2014, 12:09 PM
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Story of love

Here's a story that might make some people laugh

Before I met my wife, I was deployed in Iraq. I received a letter from my then girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while I had been gone and she wanted to break up with me. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So I did what any squared-away Marine would do and went around to my buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women I could find. I then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to my then girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.







Still sober by the way, even though it sucks and i'd rather scrape my eyeballs out with a spoon.
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:12 PM
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Good one!


That sounds like what happened in an episode of MASH.
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:13 PM
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Oh gosh!! Love it. Did she respond?
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:15 PM
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Hell no she didnt
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:16 PM
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they did a MASH episode about that
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Old 01-18-2014, 12:33 PM
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Sorry dude what happened to you, but your response to her, made my day. I am glad you are still sober. Take one day at the time, if this does not work, take once second at the time. I know how it feels. We are here to support each other. Man, you are doing right thing for yourself and people around you.
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Haha nice one!! . . . that was great!!
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Old 01-18-2014, 01:00 PM
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Like it !! Good one !
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