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Old 09-18-2013, 04:01 AM
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My AV must think

My AV must think I'm a soft touch - this morning before going to the shop my AV chimes in 'hey you could get 2 bottles of wine round there' I laughed so then it says 'maybe even 1 would be enough' lol then when I was in the shop it's saying 'go and see if the wine you like is on offer' urrrrgh go away already!
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:08 AM
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Great jod done to be able to recognize and tackle the AV effectively. The less you feed the monster, the weaker it becomes. It must starve to dealth .If we give up and feed a small drop, the monster will rise like Phoenix from ashes and take away our life..

Keep it up.. All the best.
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:15 AM
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It just made me laugh - it didn't even try to be sneaky. Just blatant. In my face. You could buy alcohol. Tut tut! Lol
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:19 AM
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13 - one of the revelatory things for me with the way the Beast talks TO us. Literally we can hear the AV as not us. "You" should go get a drink. "We" should. Etc.

Nice work.
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Goononya, 13, recognition is the first step, and if you decide it is going to be so, it can be the only step! 'Aroint thee and begone, thou foul varlet. Sod off.' and then phhhhhhhhhhht.

You noticed that the AV uses the pronoun 'you', as in 'you could buy some wine'. This happened because you have separated that urge from you, as something not you. Important.
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:38 AM
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Yeah it was the only step - I didn't even entertain it. Home now - having lunch no wine lol
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a·roint (-roint) tr.v. Archaic Used in the imperative to express an order of dismissal: "Aroint thee, witch!" (Shakespeare). [Origin unknown.]


Had to google this lol I knew it had to be from something! Learn something new everyday
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:55 AM
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This was the face I gave to the Beast yesterday. Hit the road, Beast.

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Originally Posted by lessgravity View Post
This was the face I gave to the Beast yesterday. Hit the road, Beast.
Lol I find that a strange face - if I was to pick a face it would be something evil looking. But then again - the beast is a master of disguise - maybe your beast is disguising itself as a cute wee dog who can't really harm you....
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:03 AM
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Like this lol
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Damn, Thanator - You scary!

I might have looked at my av like that at first as my resolve was being made, but now, my AV looks more like this:

Kinda pathetic as far as monsters go. I don't want to hurt its feelings, so I tell it, Yes, you're a scary one, yes you are! Br-r-r-r-r-r.

The AV is powerless and is only frightening until the realization comes that we make the rules. We have the power. We just have to say so, and mean it.
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My AV has likewise tried to trick me today, good on you 13 for not giving in.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:24 AM
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Lol fresh very rarrrrr - I've just thought of an amazing one for me right now - have you watched the saw films? The films terrify me - the whole concept 'wanna play a game' terrifies me. I always wonder what 'game' he would play with me...

I could probably guess something to do with addiction though.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:27 AM
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Freaks me out lol
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Originally Posted by misspond View Post
My AV has likewise tried to trick me today, good on you 13 for not giving in.
What was yours saying today?
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:47 AM
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Ha, it was saying, "You could just buy one. You won't be having too much if you just buy one bottle." Cheeky git. I think it also told me that I'd done really well so far and that I could just have a little treat but I sort of hand my fingers in my ears and was singing "La la la!!" at that point.
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Ah, the Saw films - I quite like horror but I've never managed to watch that particular series/franchise.
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Lol it's so cheeky sometimes - I would expect the excuses but it was just blatant 'hey you could buy drink today' cheeky frigger lol think our AVs have been conspiring against us misspond lol
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Ah, the Saw films - I quite like horror but I've never managed to watch that particular series/franchise.
Oh I'm terrified of them - I've seen them all though as my other half likes horror.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:54 AM
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Lol it's so cheeky sometimes - I would expect the excuses but it was just blatant 'hey you could buy drink today' cheeky frigger lol think our AVs have been conspiring against us misspond lol
I think they have - it must be the "mid-week special".
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