Dorris

My stupid husband had his xmas do today, I have tried my hardest to remain upbeat after all he's been through quite a bit with me lately and he desevers to be able to go out and enjoy himself.

He went out at 2pm in the afternoon and it is now 2.09am here in the uk and he is not home, phoned 5 times in the last 80 mins, can't get a taxi, do I want some food, are you waiting for me, I love you all the crap that comes with being drunk.

It black friday it's going to take forever to get home but what I most annoyed at is he is on his own and I can't get no sense out of him. I just want him home safe.
then

Sapling

Take it easy on him Dorris....That bat looks no good.

Dorris

I'll leave off the bat then, maybe I'll enjoy his hangover tomorrow more.

Sapling

At least he's calling you...I failed that test a few times.

Pondlady

Well, at least you won't have a hangover

Dorris

No hangover but I'll be flipping shattered awake half the night waiting for him to come home. Even the dog can't rest until he in.

Fandy

Get some rest, tomorrow you can tell him that he is a giant a$$.