You might be an alcoholic if .....
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Originally Posted by Elisabeth888 
Not me, I drank my gray goose. Straight from the bottle.
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I'm still waiting for this thread to get closed down, since it serves no purpose for recovery, but till then I am really enjoying the stupid antics we did.
used my beer can once as an ashtray. Found out that was the last can, no more beer, strained my beer to get the ashes out of it.
How low can you go?????
used my beer can once as an ashtray. Found out that was the last can, no more beer, strained my beer to get the ashes out of it.
How low can you go?????
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Originally Posted by Elisabeth888
I know, I was not the brightest bulb in the patch.
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Originally Posted by MIRecovery
But you were a high class drunk because you drank Gray Goose so that made it OK. I was an absolute drinker for a long time and finally figured out they both got me to the same place
now, now, now, none of that stuff. That will for sure have admins close this, and I don't want it to close yet.
D@mn if I could afford it, I wouldn't have been drinking Genny Lites. I would have been drinking maybe something else
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You might be an alcoholic if .....
You refuse to believe you're an alcoholic because you don't drink in the mornings/have a drunk driving charge/drink vodka anymore.
If you don't even bother learning to drive because you know you'll never be sober enough to do it.
Your dad blames your mum for drinking his whisky out of the drinks cabinet when really it was you squirrelling it away under your bed.
You have two bottles of gin, one for drinking and one for show.
You have to stop recycling to hide the empties.
You have a system to rotate where you do your shopping.
You go on holiday with a group of p;ssheads and still have to have a stash of booze in your hotel room.
You refuse to believe you're an alcoholic because you don't drink in the mornings/have a drunk driving charge/drink vodka anymore.
If you don't even bother learning to drive because you know you'll never be sober enough to do it.
Your dad blames your mum for drinking his whisky out of the drinks cabinet when really it was you squirrelling it away under your bed.
You have two bottles of gin, one for drinking and one for show.
You have to stop recycling to hide the empties.
You have a system to rotate where you do your shopping.
You go on holiday with a group of p;ssheads and still have to have a stash of booze in your hotel room.
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The only time to get on a plane before the last call for boarding because I am at the bar.
I am so stoked to be in first class, I am the first one on the plane. Because I can start drinking and watch everyone else board .. Sit and judge..
I am so stoked to be in first class, I am the first one on the plane. Because I can start drinking and watch everyone else board .. Sit and judge..
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A buddy of mine called the police on himself because he thought someone was trying to break into his house. They arrived and hauled him off to the nut hatch for a few days
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