Semanics and reputation can be sadly funny
 

Talking to my mom this morning and she asked me how I was doing. I said pretty good I was having a drink for breakfast and she freaked. I should have clarified it was a protein drink. Things are hard to live down or up to. Tomorrow I'll say I'm having a muffin.

lol

(Tell me to go to bed now please someone - with some sort of authoritarian voice if possible :>)

Too funny!!

go to bed, now

Fitz, I have colleagues invite me out "for a drink" after work all the time. I realize they aren't alcoholics when they order a "drink" and I get a cranberry and soda, and they don't bat an eye.

I was on a business trip and got mis servered the manager said drink on the house I said Ice tea the manager said Long Island?

You got mis servered? I hope you left with all limbs intack. :-)

Well I'm not a good speller but have lost my head before

No worries, and I was just poking fun. I am not a great speller either.

I took it as funny cracked me up