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Old 09-02-2012, 10:42 PM
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Absolutely love it!!!
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Old 09-02-2012, 11:57 PM
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I'll just have one,
Then I'll be done.
I've tried it before,
Ended up on the floor.
So, I'll just have none.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:16 AM
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It whispered in my ears:
"You'd sleep, if I were here.."
But I know its a liar
For it would conspire
To bring back all my tears.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:40 AM
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On the outside looking in
not a clue where to begin
For so long I was lost
can't begin to count the cost
I am alive again
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:32 AM
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We are so happy,
I know it sounds sappy.
No drinks today,
We can play or pray.
No drinks, all are happy, zippy and peppy!


Ok, it's a little trippy...Ha, Ha!
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:51 PM
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There once was a lost ashamed soul,
Who drank herself into a hole.
One day she woke up,
And put down her cup,
And took back the life, drinking "stole" !!
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Old 09-05-2012, 02:43 AM
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Another one

When old Mr Alcosh*te
comes pecking my head
I put on the kettle
And drink tea instead

He's not going to trick me
With his evil skills
I'm saving my cash now
to pay all my bills.

So when he comes rattling
the wine at my door
I tell him to stuff himself
I don't need any more.

I'm much nicer without him
I look better too
I don't want him as a friend
And neither do you!!

Big hugs

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Old 09-05-2012, 10:42 PM
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I guess I had gone into hiding.
For all of my time, I was biding.
Till I learned to commit,
And totally quit!
So glad I am done with "deciding" !!
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:41 PM
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The "thought" creeps in,
So totally not "zen"
I breathe in really slow,
Grab a big cup of "Joe"
The "thought" does not win.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:48 PM
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Here it comes again,
The "desire" bringing pain.
Depression, dark and deep,
Into my soul it will seep.
Still, despite the "desire", abstain.
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Old 09-06-2012, 02:50 PM
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There was a brave member called Bloss,
Who decided to give up the sauce.
Despite sometimes craving,
It's bye bye she's waving
Cause alcohol: SHE is the boss!!!
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:23 PM
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Lying on the floor and crying
Feeling like I was just dying
Just isn't as nice
As sipping V8 and ice
And waking up to a sun that is shining!
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:03 PM
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Now that I finished month seven,
Sobriety mindset has set in.
My life I accept,
Myself I respect.
My word, I think I'm in heaven!
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:09 PM
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There was a sobriety queen,
From vodka, she did wean.
She used to fence~sit,
But finally quit,
She's not betwixt, nor between!
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:06 PM
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I used to just sit, drink, and stare,
For nothing in life, did I care.
My flame had died out.
But when I dried out,
I had extra fire to share!
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:12 PM
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Some days are harder than others.
Still want to hide under the covers.
But even those days,
When life seems a maze,
The Angel, "Sobriety", hovers.
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:46 PM
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Today, I was the alcohol's "prey"
To my higher power, I did pray.
For the gift of serenity,
From the first drink, set me free
So I may remain sober today.
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The poppy said 'hello friend'
I'll stick with you till the end
You won't feel a thing
'Cept that little sting
As your soul to my wishes I bend
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:52 AM
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Hello all, I have something to say..
I was sober for over 200 days...
My AV came creeping in...
I should of not listen but I let him in!!!
He played with my mind and got me in a bind!
Not for long tho... because I could see..
A sober light in front of me..
so I put up my dukes and began to fight!!
So here I am several days gone by....
Holding sober strong and not gonna do no wrong!
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:00 PM
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Hi guys I hope you don't mind that I jumped in..I been reading alot of these and WOW!! They are really good!!! It took me a hour to come up with mine..lol..jk. Your limericks are awesome!!
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