Sobriety Limericks.
Another one
When old Mr Alcosh*te
comes pecking my head
I put on the kettle
And drink tea instead
He's not going to trick me
With his evil skills
I'm saving my cash now
to pay all my bills.
So when he comes rattling
the wine at my door
I tell him to stuff himself
I don't need any more.
I'm much nicer without him
I look better too
I don't want him as a friend
And neither do you!!
Big hugs
Gxx
When old Mr Alcosh*te
comes pecking my head
I put on the kettle
And drink tea instead
He's not going to trick me
With his evil skills
I'm saving my cash now
to pay all my bills.
So when he comes rattling
the wine at my door
I tell him to stuff himself
I don't need any more.
I'm much nicer without him
I look better too
I don't want him as a friend
And neither do you!!
Big hugs
Gxx
Hello all, I have something to say..
I was sober for over 200 days...
My AV came creeping in...
I should of not listen but I let him in!!!
He played with my mind and got me in a bind!
Not for long tho... because I could see..
A sober light in front of me..
so I put up my dukes and began to fight!!
So here I am several days gone by....
Holding sober strong and not gonna do no wrong!
I was sober for over 200 days...
My AV came creeping in...
I should of not listen but I let him in!!!
He played with my mind and got me in a bind!
Not for long tho... because I could see..
A sober light in front of me..
so I put up my dukes and began to fight!!
So here I am several days gone by....
Holding sober strong and not gonna do no wrong!
Hi guys I hope you don't mind that I jumped in..I been reading alot of these and WOW!! They are really good!!! It took me a hour to come up with mine..lol..jk. Your limericks are awesome!!
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