Alcohol is a conniving little B***h
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OH the best thing about not drinking thru the holidays are:
Not having to find a DD.
Not getting a DUI because you couldn't find a DD.
Not forgetting where you parked.
Not spending the night in jail because you were driving with expired insurance and left your valid ID in your other purse because you still couldn't find a DD.
Not being expected to bring expensive liquors as gifts to holiday parties.
Not expected to drink said expensive liquors at holiday parties.
Expected only to show up with a sparkling Ginger Ale and not wake up with a hangover.
Not having to find a DD.
Not getting a DUI because you couldn't find a DD.
Not forgetting where you parked.
Not spending the night in jail because you were driving with expired insurance and left your valid ID in your other purse because you still couldn't find a DD.
Not being expected to bring expensive liquors as gifts to holiday parties.
Not expected to drink said expensive liquors at holiday parties.
Expected only to show up with a sparkling Ginger Ale and not wake up with a hangover.
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