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Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 26,425
Oh boy...now you got fizzy going...it will never end...home work assignments, being expected to remember history....having to actually live by rules and put words in their proper order.......
Fizzy is the antithesis of random! (ok i used a a really big word and i might even have spelled it right....did i use it right?????)
Fizzy is the antithesis of random! (ok i used a a really big word and i might even have spelled it right....did i use it right?????)
mle-sober
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Golden, CO
Posts: 1,243
Is this random?
Received a credit card bill today with 2 charges that neither my husband nor I recognized. My card, not his. He asked me to follow up.
Well, the name of the company, when I googled it, was the name of a liquor store that I had been near on the day of the charge. Holy. I couldn't breathe. I told my husband, thinking I might as well come clean. I must be drinking and blacking out because I don't remember it and have no idea what happened. I felt like such dirt. To be counting sober days and celebrating a year and then somehow drinking without my own knowledge.
My husband said he wanted to believe me that I hadn't done it but what was he supossed to think? He went off to alanon.
Then I started looking thru my receipts piled up randomly on my dresser and I found a receipt for the same day at the same time and the same amount. Same business name. A thrift store. I didn't realize what it was called. It's right beside the liquor store. They're named after the street they are on.
Good God. It was like my life flashing before my eyes.
I still feel like I almost got hit by a cement truck.
What my brain can do....
Received a credit card bill today with 2 charges that neither my husband nor I recognized. My card, not his. He asked me to follow up.
Well, the name of the company, when I googled it, was the name of a liquor store that I had been near on the day of the charge. Holy. I couldn't breathe. I told my husband, thinking I might as well come clean. I must be drinking and blacking out because I don't remember it and have no idea what happened. I felt like such dirt. To be counting sober days and celebrating a year and then somehow drinking without my own knowledge.
My husband said he wanted to believe me that I hadn't done it but what was he supossed to think? He went off to alanon.
Then I started looking thru my receipts piled up randomly on my dresser and I found a receipt for the same day at the same time and the same amount. Same business name. A thrift store. I didn't realize what it was called. It's right beside the liquor store. They're named after the street they are on.
Good God. It was like my life flashing before my eyes.
I still feel like I almost got hit by a cement truck.
What my brain can do....
Resident
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 4,150
I detect a new theme emerging.
I had a neighbor that used to hang his clothes an the chain link fence between our houses. Not just towels but everything including underwear. I asked him nicely to stop doing it as it was embarrasing (sp) when I had guests at my pool. He didn't stop.
One night I had a pool party for my baseball team and his laundry was out; underwear and all.
We all got drunk and took turns peeing on his underwear. It was real funny and it solved the problem.
I had a neighbor that used to hang his clothes an the chain link fence between our houses. Not just towels but everything including underwear. I asked him nicely to stop doing it as it was embarrasing (sp) when I had guests at my pool. He didn't stop.
One night I had a pool party for my baseball team and his laundry was out; underwear and all.
We all got drunk and took turns peeing on his underwear. It was real funny and it solved the problem.
Resident
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 4,150
I have a random old old joke about an Indian.
The government of Canada was accumulating Indian land to build the highway.
The last tract of land belonged to an old Indian chief. Chief Bowles.
They offered him $1000 for his land.
He responded " Chief bowels no move.
They referred him to the Forestry Dept.
They offered to relocate him to a larger piece of land in a better location.
He responded "Chief Bowels no move."
They thought and referred him to a doctor.
The doctor gave him a whole box of ex-lax and told him to come back in a week.
He liked the chochality taste and ate the whole box in one sitting.
He returned to the government and accepted their offer.
He said" Chief Bowels move Teepee full of poo."
I hope that no Indians are offended by this poor attempt at humor. As I said it is an old old joke.
The government of Canada was accumulating Indian land to build the highway.
The last tract of land belonged to an old Indian chief. Chief Bowles.
They offered him $1000 for his land.
He responded " Chief bowels no move.
They referred him to the Forestry Dept.
They offered to relocate him to a larger piece of land in a better location.
He responded "Chief Bowels no move."
They thought and referred him to a doctor.
The doctor gave him a whole box of ex-lax and told him to come back in a week.
He liked the chochality taste and ate the whole box in one sitting.
He returned to the government and accepted their offer.
He said" Chief Bowels move Teepee full of poo."
I hope that no Indians are offended by this poor attempt at humor. As I said it is an old old joke.
vicieux extraordinaire
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 205
Cof! Holy f**k - Jason Statham on a remake of Death Race? i did not knew that! should be fun - i like my Fassbinder and my Jodorowsky but NOTHING beats going to see a REALLY LOUD AND CRASHIN ACTION FLICK AT THE MOVIES! 
Thanks!
Anna! Yeah! i really want to see The Westler! I am preparing the tears! The trailer is moving
so this should be another powerfull flick by Aronofsky - Thanks!
Thanks!Anna! Yeah! i really want to see The Westler! I am preparing the tears! The trailer is moving
so this should be another powerfull flick by Aronofsky - Thanks!
mle-sober
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Golden, CO
Posts: 1,243
One time in college when my husband was drunk and staying at a friends house, he got up to pee and went back to bed. But instead of making it to his bed, he accidentally got into bed with his friends mom and dad! On the mom's side!
Sorry to return to the pee theme. I'm sure something else will come to my brain any minute now...
Sorry to return to the pee theme. I'm sure something else will come to my brain any minute now...
Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 396
Sorry I'm late on the pee theme too. Now I can post the random thing I wanted to before the pee theme started.
My husband thinks it's odd that I pee with the door open and then close it to brush my teeth. Never seemed odd to me.
My husband thinks it's odd that I pee with the door open and then close it to brush my teeth. Never seemed odd to me.
mle-sober
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Golden, CO
Posts: 1,243
Originally Posted by mamabin 
Sorry I'm late on the pee theme too. Now I can post the random thing I wanted to before the pee theme started.
My husband thinks it's odd that I pee with the door open and then close it to brush my teeth. Never seemed odd to me.
My husband thinks it's odd that I pee with the door open and then close it to brush my teeth. Never seemed odd to me.
I've been married for 8 years - together for 10. I still can't pee with my husband in the bathroom unless the sink tap is on. Like, I physically CANT. It won't happen if he's there unless the tap is running.
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