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Old 02-09-2009, 10:38 PM
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Has anyone ever actually looked up the definition of poison in the dictionary:

–noun
1. a substance with an inherent property that tends to destroy life or impair health.
2. something harmful or pernicious, as to happiness or well-being: the poison of slander.
3. Slang. any variety of alcoholic liquor: Name your poison!

Funny, really sounds like booze to me! See definition 3.



Now the definition of Alcoholism:

a chronic disorder characterized by dependence on alcohol, repeated excessive use of alcoholic beverages, the development of withdrawal symptoms on reducing or ceasing intake, morbidity that may include cirrhosis of the liver, and decreased ability to function socially and vocationally.

Seems like taking in too much poison to me.....
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:31 AM
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knowing it's poison to me makes me wonder why i drink it. am i bent on self destruction? must be, to keep doing such a bad thing.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:30 AM
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That is WILD!!! Sounds like a good line to use when someone asks why you aren't drinking...."it's poison." Enough said.

Thanks for sharing!
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