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The beer marketing assn. of the world has reported a nine percent drop in the sale of beer this january.
Inside sources are blaming this unprecedented drop on the SR forum.
A representive from the marketing dept., who prefers to remain nameless, has eluded to the possibility that they are going to send a coupon for a free six pack to all 50,000 members of this forum.
A spokesperson for the wine group confirmed that they have also had a drop in sales and indicated that if the beer campaign is successful they may follow suit. She was quoted as saying we can't lose these customers. What is wrong with that forum.
Inside sources are blaming this unprecedented drop on the SR forum.
A representive from the marketing dept., who prefers to remain nameless, has eluded to the possibility that they are going to send a coupon for a free six pack to all 50,000 members of this forum.
A spokesperson for the wine group confirmed that they have also had a drop in sales and indicated that if the beer campaign is successful they may follow suit. She was quoted as saying we can't lose these customers. What is wrong with that forum.
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I wish some of my old favorite microbreweries would use their talents to come up with a delicious and affordable root beer. I'd be all in favor of handing them loads of cash then!
(If a certain company in Northern California is looking on S.R. for lost customers, *cough* root beer *cough*)
(If a certain company in Northern California is looking on S.R. for lost customers, *cough* root beer *cough*)
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The talk of declining beer and wine sales reminds me of a thread I started in 2009 and is still amusing to me today.
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Good morning/afternoon/evening class. Lots of good posts here since yesterday.
I like the ones like the one from Faceit talking about change the best.
Originally Posted by Fubarcdn 
The beer marketing assn. of the world has reported a nine percent drop in the sale of beer this january.
Inside sources are blaming this unprecedented drop on the SR forum.
A representive from the marketing dept., who prefers to remain nameless, has eluded to the possibility that they are going to send a coupon for a free six pack to all 50,000 members of this forum.
A spokesperson for the wine group confirmed that they have also had a drop in sales and indicated that if the beer campaign is successful they may follow suit. She was quoted as saying we can't lose these customers. What is wrong with that forum.
Inside sources are blaming this unprecedented drop on the SR forum.
A representive from the marketing dept., who prefers to remain nameless, has eluded to the possibility that they are going to send a coupon for a free six pack to all 50,000 members of this forum.
A spokesperson for the wine group confirmed that they have also had a drop in sales and indicated that if the beer campaign is successful they may follow suit. She was quoted as saying we can't lose these customers. What is wrong with that forum.
Good morning/afternoon/evening class. Lots of good posts here since yesterday.
I like the ones like the one from Faceit talking about change the best.
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