11pm on Day 1 (again!)
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11pm on Day 1 (again!)
My dogs have come into the lounge no less than three times in last hour...
Oxy to Romeo "Why is she still awake? She should be passed out somewhere by now?"
Romeo " I think it is because she didn't open one of those big green bottles that go into pretty glasses but smell funny"
O " Is that good?"
R "Brainless! When she drinks the brown muddy stuff out of china cups instead of the yellow stuff from the pretty glasses, remember what happens in the morning???"
O (Bouncing excitedly) " The "W" word? Really???? Before she leaves to go and earn money for chicken necks for us?"
R "YEP! The "W" word! She will be dragging US out of bed and down to the park in the cold"
O (Tail wagging madly) "Oh, I can't sleep! This is so cool."
R "Just remember next time she starts looking like she is thinking about the stuff in the pretty glasses, we have to stop her leaving the house"
O "You could chew up her purse and all the plastic cards in it. It is about the only thing you haven't chewed"
R "Or you could pee in ALL her shoes."
Night/Morning all
Oxy to Romeo "Why is she still awake? She should be passed out somewhere by now?"
Romeo " I think it is because she didn't open one of those big green bottles that go into pretty glasses but smell funny"
O " Is that good?"
R "Brainless! When she drinks the brown muddy stuff out of china cups instead of the yellow stuff from the pretty glasses, remember what happens in the morning???"
O (Bouncing excitedly) " The "W" word? Really???? Before she leaves to go and earn money for chicken necks for us?"
R "YEP! The "W" word! She will be dragging US out of bed and down to the park in the cold"
O (Tail wagging madly) "Oh, I can't sleep! This is so cool."
R "Just remember next time she starts looking like she is thinking about the stuff in the pretty glasses, we have to stop her leaving the house"
O "You could chew up her purse and all the plastic cards in it. It is about the only thing you haven't chewed"
R "Or you could pee in ALL her shoes."
Night/Morning all
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