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Old 04-03-2008, 12:50 PM
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Sorry Ro Ro.......that just sucks.

Maybe you should RO RO RO your boat?

I'm a dork.

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Old 04-03-2008, 12:51 PM
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Just kidding Gyps I love ya babe it would be an honor
to be for a whole week!
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:58 PM
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So no boys today?

I'm on here early today. Waiting for the village to fix the water. I can't even flush the toilet. I don't know what happen. One of the pipes must of broke up the street. I hope this doesn't mean we have to boil our water for a few days. What a pain.

Mr. Scaredy is going to be here soon. I'm going to tell him to pick up some bottled water. He's going to be surprised when he see our street is blocked off. Only residents can go through.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:02 PM
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Did you flood Ro Ro's basement Scaredy

I just started drinking some amazing water! If you guys get time read up on it-very healthy for you inside and out!

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Old 04-03-2008, 01:17 PM
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I hope we didn't flood her basement.

Rella, I just saw on the news last night that people don't need to drink a lot of water after all. And that it doesn't clean out your body of toxins or anything. You only need to drink 4 glasses of water a day instead of the 8. I was like WHAT??!! Every time you turn around they change their minds about different foods or something. I just eat what i want and when I want. LOL
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:21 PM
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Yeah I heard that too! I drink it now because it actually does taste good and I can tell the difference- other than that who cares! LOL

Lot's of luck with the water issues scaredy and Ro Ro!



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Old 04-03-2008, 01:30 PM
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I'm going too. Bye Rella.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:53 PM
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Since there are mainly ladies here today I just had to share:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoo hoo.

According to the nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo
3) Or finding out your hoo hoo fits through your wedding ring (priceless)


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Old 04-03-2008, 02:05 PM
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Rella, I think I'll give you a special rate since you're a Jersey girl. You can pay double to be me .

Hi and bye everyone.We're on our way out to that awards ceremony thing soon. I hope they have some good refreshments .
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by tanyapmc View Post
3) Or finding out your hoo hoo fits through your wedding ring (priceless)
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That would definitely be the worst tanya!
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:20 PM
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How did he get TWO women with a wedding ring sized hoo-hoo?

What's a hoo-hoo?

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Old 04-03-2008, 03:42 PM
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What's a hoo-hoo?
Isn't it one of those chocolate-covered dessert thingys? Oh wait a sec, that's a Yoo-Hoo!
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:51 PM
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How did he get TWO women with a wedding ring sized hoo-hoo?

What's a hoo-hoo?
He must have painted it gold and tricked them into thinking it was worth a bob or two.
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:27 PM
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howdy hoo hoo hoo!
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:34 PM
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It is what owls say at night.......owl language.

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Old 04-03-2008, 04:35 PM
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How did he get TWO women with a wedding ring sized hoo-hoo?

What's a hoo-hoo?


Size doesn't matter...maybe he just really really nice....

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Old 04-03-2008, 04:49 PM
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:51 PM
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Age of the Innocents

Hey Stoney!

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Old 04-03-2008, 05:38 PM
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He is sucking a dummy, you guys prolly call them pacifiers.

I am an innocent soul tho.
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