Top 10 Warnings on Alcohol Products
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Top 10 Warnings on Alcohol Products
Top 10 Warnings on Alcohol Products
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.
What is truly sad is I was guilty of a few of these when I was drinking.
Too bad I did not read the warning label.....lol
Seriously though the #1 warning should be
Warning: The consumption of alcohol by an alcoholic can cause misery, insanity, unmanagability, sadness, anger, resentments, fear, loneliness, and a myriad of other uncomfortable states of mind, body, and spirit.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.
What is truly sad is I was guilty of a few of these when I was drinking.
Too bad I did not read the warning label.....lol
Seriously though the #1 warning should be
Warning: The consumption of alcohol by an alcoholic can cause misery, insanity, unmanagability, sadness, anger, resentments, fear, loneliness, and a myriad of other uncomfortable states of mind, body, and spirit.
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Originally Posted by Dee74 
LOL I'm just wondering why #9 and #5 are the same, Nan 
I pretty much missed out of #2 though LOL
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I pretty much missed out of #2 though LOL
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Hey, it is too bad you missed out on #2, you could have been rich as the first man to get pregnant. That would be a sight.....
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Originally Posted by Dee74
LOL I'm just wondering why #9 and #5 are the same, Nan
I pretty much missed out of #2 though LOL
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I pretty much missed out of #2 though LOL
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#11 Alcohol makes you believe nobody has heard that story 2 times tonight already...
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Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr
#9 & #5 apply to #11:
#11 Alcohol makes you believe nobody has heard that story 2 times tonight already...
#11 Alcohol makes you believe nobody has heard that story 2 times tonight already...
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Woops, sorry Dee, shouldn't have used the word addition....since at 9 months you just might be expecting the new addition any day now........:rof
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Hey, it is too bad you missed out on #2, you could have been rich as the first man to get pregnant. That would be a sight.....
BTW...there are seven years between my oldest and youngest children. My daughter was conceived the night we celebrated my husband's birthday...it does take two inebriates to make it happen.
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