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Old 09-27-2007, 03:39 PM
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Hi stoney! Trust you're having a beautiful day in sobriety in the UK?
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:43 PM
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was thinking of the chat we had yesterday astro then I stumbled across this :

Things Not to Say to Parents When Picking Up a Date
"Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
"Show me how you used to spank her."
"Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
"Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
"I just got my license today."
"I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
"Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
"Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
"Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
"So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?


I so do not want a daughter
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:46 PM
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What to say to your daughter when her date picks her up:

Here's $20 for your cab ride home. Use it.
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:59 PM
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how about that I finally did I lesson for women.........lol
So ya think it should be the 20 then straight home?
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:04 PM
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Perhaps this should be called Pamms Bottoms since 50% of all posts here are by Pamm.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:05 PM
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Perhaps this should be called Pamms Bottoms since 50% of all posts here are by Pamm.
no your right it shouldn't so I am going to turn off my computer and walk away for a few days and see if I can stand on my own two feet instead of leaning........talk to you soon
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:10 PM
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Lol

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Old 09-27-2007, 04:35 PM
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HEY!!!!!!! Has anyone seen my grill????

I swear I left it right here in front of my TV
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:37 PM
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It's in your bathroom next to the lawnmower, right where it should be!

Goodnight everyone! Time for a meeting.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:40 PM
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Night Astro

hey Rob

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Old 09-27-2007, 04:49 PM
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Hi Rob, hi Dee, bye Astro enjoy your meeting.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:52 PM
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Hi Dee Hi Stone
How's it going for you today?
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:52 PM
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Adios Astro.

Be safe
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:57 PM
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Going pretty good Rob, how about you?
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:57 PM
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Busy Friday Rob...

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Old 09-27-2007, 05:21 PM
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May I just say I have the sudden urge to yell 'HALLELUJAH!'

Thank you.

Hi stoney!Hi Rob! Hi everyone!

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Old 09-27-2007, 05:22 PM
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Hi Jules!

Been to any more meetings?
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Old 09-27-2007, 05:26 PM
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Not yet stoney.Am going at my own pace here .Just going to stick to the local one each Wednesday for now-but I might make more as I go along or feel the need.

Hope you're doing well today
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Old 09-27-2007, 05:28 PM
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stop 12th steppin Stoney LOL

hi Jules ....AMEN SISTER....TESTIFY !!!!

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Old 09-27-2007, 05:30 PM
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I have been going to one a week for a while now, I might go mad and increase it to two!!!

Felt great today thanks!

You are sounding good hun.

At least I aint 13th steppin Dee, that reminds me...need a sponsor Jules? lol
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