Bottoms Part 14
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Bottoms Part 14
Here is the Continuation of the Bottoms thread.
Find Part 13 here:
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...t-13-a-20.html
Find Part 13 here:
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...t-13-a-20.html
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I was needing a laugh so i came to SR, but bottoms weren't moving so i turned around to some jokes...
CHILDREN WRITE LETTERS TO GOD
Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does ’begat’ mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison.
Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Lucy
Dear GOD, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane
Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan
Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil
Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother. -Darla
Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce
Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L.
Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce
Dear GOD, If we come back as something - please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise
Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. -Raphael
Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny
Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry
Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. -Sam
Dear GOD, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -Dean
Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.
Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan
Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? -Marsha
Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. -Mickey D.
Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. -Eddie
Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know, but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. -Charles
Dear GOD, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -Eugene
CHILDREN WRITE LETTERS TO GOD
Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does ’begat’ mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison.
Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Lucy
Dear GOD, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane
Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan
Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil
Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother. -Darla
Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce
Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L.
Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce
Dear GOD, If we come back as something - please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise
Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. -Raphael
Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny
Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry
Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. -Sam
Dear GOD, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -Dean
Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.
Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan
Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they? -Marsha
Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. -Mickey D.
Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. -Eddie
Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know, but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. -Charles
Dear GOD, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -Eugene
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thanks for sharing! believer
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ok this one, the part of the lion is too much...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jvTJxMPzJ...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZeqgW28T0&NR=1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jvTJxMPzJ...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZeqgW28T0&NR=1
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ok. ok. ok. that's all i can say. ok.
she's mia again. took the afternoon off watch to clean the water out of our basement, help a few neighbors, etc.
she's gone.
there is nothing i can do.
i am so powerless.
love steve carroll.
she's mia again. took the afternoon off watch to clean the water out of our basement, help a few neighbors, etc.
she's gone.
there is nothing i can do.
i am so powerless.
love steve carroll.
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i love you so K...you are going to be ok..I don't know how....but even in a shaky period i know the universe rearranges things always...
You're an amazing mother..Never forget that...How many mothers do their best everyday? Well you are one of the ones who give more than 100%!
You're an amazing mother..Never forget that...How many mothers do their best everyday? Well you are one of the ones who give more than 100%!
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