teej

hehe!! Chit, I've been around the block so many times it makes my head spin.

Golfman

Okay,

We had a dog...no, it's not what you're thinking! Every once in a while the dog would pee in the house. We would take a full bleach bottle and place it on a folded up paper towel and leave it for a while to soak up the pee.

The morning after one of my more "glorious" drunks, I woke up to see the bleach bottle in the middle of our bedroom. I just figured the dog had an accident. When my wife came into the bedroom I mentioned that I guess the dog had an accident. She said those wonerful words..."do you know what you did last night?"

To which I recoiled in horror in my mind, but I answered her yes...what a load of s**t that was. Anyway, she told me that in the middle of the night, she woke up to see the outline of me standing in the dark, peeing in the middle floor as if I was in the bathroom. So much for knowing what I did last night.