Gilmer

I used to know French--
I took nine whole years of it
Many years ago.

When I watch movies
I can often decipher
And annoy people.

But I cannot speak.
My pronunciation's shot.
So not too useful.

zerothehero

i can kind of speak
spanish but can't understand
certain dialects

Gilmer

I can just make out
Spanish phrases in movies
Real life is too fast.

zerothehero

i'll hire hard working
immigrants over any
entitled loafer

Gilmer

ME, TOO! Immigrants
Really bust their asses here!
I have mad respect!

zerothehero

if they get **** done
they deserve some respect no
matter where they're from

but able bodied
leeches who can but won't work
should be deported

maybe we should trade
a lazy american
for each hard worker

ship the crackers to
mexico is what i say
see how they like it

but nobody wants
them if they're not willing to
work though they're able

people are people
but leeches are lepers so
start a colony

feed them tater chips
and snickers bars and juice them
to make motor oil

Gilmer

Rednecks are not a
Monolith. I shall avoid
All stereotypes.

zerothehero

i'm a white redneck
but i ain't no damn cracker
and i work two jobs

zerothehero

sorry to offend
dee will shut my fingers mouth
so quite enough said

Gilmer

You did not offend
There are jerks of every stripe
Also hearts of gold

zerothehero

true that and i'm both
a jerk with a heart of gold
where's my compassion

Gilmer

Heard a song I want to
Sing at the top of my lungs!
But it is too high.

Gilmer

Hope I can transpose
I could break out my guitar
Then I'd let 'er rip!

zerothehero

coincidentally
i am performing tonight
for drunks and stoners

zerothehero

there's something to be
said for a buzzed audience
less inhibited

zerothehero

and though i don't drink
they seem to respect the sage
old man at the mic

zerothehero

i'm a sage old man
that's my new reputation
better than drunk fool

zerothehero

last time i was of-
fered a beer it was n a
had to laugh at that

zerothehero

i double parked my
face in the handicapped zone
but my ass was home

zerothehero

i can yodel with
the best of them but my dog
will bite my ankle