I used to know French--
I took nine whole years of it
Many years ago.

When I watch movies
I can often decipher
And annoy people.

But I cannot speak.
My pronunciation's shot.
So not too useful.

i can kind of speak
spanish but can't understand
certain dialects

I can just make out
Spanish phrases in movies
Real life is too fast.

i'll hire hard working
immigrants over any
entitled loafer

ME, TOO! Immigrants
Really bust their asses here!
I have mad respect!

if they get **** done
they deserve some respect no
matter where they're from

but able bodied
leeches who can but won't work
should be deported

maybe we should trade
a lazy american
for each hard worker

ship the crackers to
mexico is what i say
see how they like it

but nobody wants
them if they're not willing to
work though they're able

people are people
but leeches are lepers so
start a colony

feed them tater chips
and snickers bars and juice them
to make motor oil

Rednecks are not a
Monolith. I shall avoid
All stereotypes.

i'm a white redneck
but i ain't no damn cracker
and i work two jobs

sorry to offend
dee will shut my fingers mouth
so quite enough said

You did not offend
There are jerks of every stripe
Also hearts of gold

true that and i'm both
a jerk with a heart of gold
where's my compassion

Heard a song I want to
Sing at the top of my lungs!
But it is too high.

Hope I can transpose
I could break out my guitar
Then I'd let 'er rip!

coincidentally
i am performing tonight
for drunks and stoners

there's something to be
said for a buzzed audience
less inhibited

and though i don't drink
they seem to respect the sage
old man at the mic

i'm a sage old man
that's my new reputation
better than drunk fool

last time i was of-
fered a beer it was n a
had to laugh at that

i double parked my
face in the handicapped zone
but my ass was home

i can yodel with
the best of them but my dog
will bite my ankle