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Old 11-06-2016, 04:57 PM
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Normal drinkers don't go to a party just to get falling down stupid drunk ..
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Old 11-06-2016, 07:15 PM
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They don't order three just to get started.

In the old days when entering the bar I would order a tall beer and a double margarita just to get started.

It was a sorry time.

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Old 11-07-2016, 01:59 PM
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Normal drinkers don't circle the perimeter of the room at weddings to polish off people's abandoned champagne toasts.
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Old 11-07-2016, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by KDBnSLC View Post
Normal drinkers don't deactivate their Facebook account while drinking because they don't want to see what they wrote in the morning because they know they will not remember writing it.
^^^I had to double check to make sure I didn't write this one!!! Totally me!!!^^^
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:25 AM
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Normal drinkers don't wake up afraid to speak ... waiting to see if you upset anyone the night before.
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:50 AM
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Normal drinkers don't drink 4-6 beers on the drive home from work every night for 20 years
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Old 11-08-2016, 12:36 PM
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Normal drinkers wake up too early on a Saturday morning, laugh at their clock, and go back for more sleep. Rather than thinking - I'm awake - I better start drinking.
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Old 11-14-2016, 03:25 AM
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Normal drinkers don't take a sip of beer, realise there is a cigarette butt in it and continue drinking anyway. Waste not want not!
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Old 11-14-2016, 04:13 AM
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Normal drinkers don't have to carry alcohol with them everywhere they go to feel "safe".

Normal drinkers don't pour vodka into their hot chocolate and tell themselves it wouldn't count as a drink cause it's just hot chocolate they drink.

Normal drinkers wouldn't use their water glasses instead of their wine glasses to drink wine during the day, so their boyfriend won't see what they were doing when he come home in the evening and they forgot to wash up the wine glass straight away.

Normal drinkers drink coffee or tea in the mornings, not booze.

Normal drinkers get drunk when they drink instead of getting in the state of feeling "normal and able to function" again.

Normal drinkers don't drink if they don't want to.

Normal drinkers don't make their recovering alcoholic boyfriend witness how they have to get up at 3am to down a couple of glasses cause they can't sleep otherwise and still think they don't have a serious drinking problem.

Before that, a normal drinker wouldn't lie awake 3 hours in bed, trying to sleep but knowing they can't unless they drink more, and having an endless internat debate on whether drinking the last bit of booze in the house now to be able to sleep or in the morning cause they know they'll need it then, too.
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Old 11-24-2016, 03:41 PM
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Bumping a good one.
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:11 AM
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Normal drinkers don't have a drawer full of odd socks because they've used the other of the pair to put empty bottles in to stop them clinking together when getting them out of the house.
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:24 PM
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This thread is amazing. Scary, too. :-(
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Old 04-10-2017, 03:00 PM
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OMG, I did that before. Crazy isn't it.

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Normal drinkers don't take a sip of beer, realise there is a cigarette butt in it and continue drinking anyway. Waste not want not!
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Old 04-10-2017, 04:05 PM
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Normal drinkers don't expertly alternate between purchasing at multiple different liquor stores every week in fear of the workers recognizing that you come in so much.
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