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Old 04-24-2015, 05:31 PM
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i should be long dead
but zappa plays zappa last
night made me a fool
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Old 04-26-2015, 07:32 PM
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the price for clogging
my gutters is a flooded
nest you dang pigeons

i know it's raining
when the gutter overflows
and big drops splash down

sometimes i find dead
baby pigeons and cracked eggs
amidst soggy straw

they're just rats with wings
but they were living things once
but i'm not mourning

if they were starlings
i'd kill them with my bare hands
destructive $%&*ers
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Old 04-27-2015, 05:06 AM
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We have groundhogs here
They destroy the foundation
Of your happy home
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Old 04-27-2015, 07:24 PM
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damn moles killed my yard
then i planted the wrong seed
like grass on steroids

by the time i mow
the front the back is ready
to be mowed again

i need sheep and goats
but they're not allowed in town
it's a conundrum
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Old 04-28-2015, 07:13 PM
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Dates merge into years,
And they say change comes slowly.
Have they seen your face?
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Old 04-28-2015, 07:19 PM
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A human prayer card,
the bright sun behind your back
but saints never smile
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Old 04-28-2015, 07:27 PM
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You can't save someone,
then turn toward toast points and cheese,
and call it a day.
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Old 04-28-2015, 08:24 PM
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cheese and rice you smoke
the dope and you don't even
know your freakin' name
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Old 04-29-2015, 03:10 AM
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Nice to see you, Carpathia!
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Old 04-29-2015, 05:01 AM
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"Smoke gets in your eyes"
a funny kind of lyric
cavemen might applaud
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:45 AM
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Smoke always rises
Into your head, heart and soul
So don't light the fire
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Old 04-29-2015, 03:56 PM
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don't blow smoke up my
aspirin works okay but i
lids are so itchy
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Old 04-29-2015, 04:55 PM
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tried to light a fart
but colon inhaled and he
screamed like a treed goat
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Old 04-29-2015, 04:56 PM
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too much frank zappa
will warp the mind and make me
like i'm twelve again
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:11 PM
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gilmer didn't thank
me for the flatulence poem
but can you blame her
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:13 PM
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elsie is edgy
so it would take a lot more
to drive her away
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:17 PM
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twelve again no thanks
to the warping of my mind
set in the fast lane
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Old 04-29-2015, 09:08 PM
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Elsie is edgy
She's wild and crazy as hell
She likes it that way

She's much calmer now
But she likes a god fart joke
Now and then (snicker)
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Old 04-29-2015, 09:10 PM
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Once upon a time
I was twelve, a gangly foal
All legs and no brains
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:17 PM
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I debated it--
I'm not scatologically inclined.
Did not mean to wound!

Most often, Zero--
I thank whatever you write
No matter how weird!

I'm hoping that you
Won't kick me out of the club
For my grievous sin.
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