zerothehero

the great thing about
catheters is i can sleep
through the entire night

zerothehero

i never thought i
would live to be grateful for
my damn catheters

zerothehero

they're really not that
bad and i've always enjoyed
playing with my junk

my mom used to say
idle hands are the devil's
playground so i played

zerothehero

my failing body
and these meds are good reasons
to remain sober

Elseware

Whoa! I get it now
Misery on misery
Zero, I'm sorry

That really does suck
When your urinary tract
Doesn't work so good

Can they fix you up?
Is this as good as it gets?
Fingers crossed for you

This year has been rough
You've had a hard time of it
Still you smile for me

Carpathia

Zero may your junk
go on junkets soon enough
hang tight (but not too)

zerothehero

more tests next week then
decide course of action based
upon the results

zerothehero

if it's just prostate
they can e-vape it like smoke
from my urethra

if it's my bladder
i don't know what they would do
nerve damage or what

two docs two causes
third doc should be the ticket
please pray for my junk

the good news is i'm
not incontinent quite the
contrary you know

zerothehero

it's a lovely day
and i'm heading to work with
catheter in hand

the meeting today
will determine my schedule
for the next twelve months

so i need to be
able to concentrate hence
i'm going well armed

Carpathia

three hours of sleep
feels like wavy gravy mind
in apple sauced brain

wasn't I better
when I first started this trip
than I am right now

weary of my self
yet fascinated by this
my soap opera

immaturity
I stomp my feet and demand
tell me where it ends!

I want to be big
like all the grownups I see
with their catheters

not complaining but
finding through living I can
give value each day

ah, my answer is
not in myself but in you
and you and you too

zerothehero

apple sauced brain in
wavy gravy mind or the
other way around

Carpathia

on three hours sleep
sauce and gravy mix into
one big chunky stew

Solarion

gossips at work -- nice
discussing private business
how dare they! the nerve!

Elseware

It's warm and springy
The days are long. Green grass grows
No monkeys on me

Solarion

a splendid repast
straight from the can -- no cooking
salmon and collards

Gilmer

I was doing great.
I got so much accomplished.
Then the steam ran out.

At a breaking point
Then I pissed some people off
Just oblivious

Two hours ago
I was really contented
Now it's changed a bit

I just got wore out
Better off to go to bed
Early though it is.

But I just finished
My fifth cup of strong coffee
Go the heck upstairs

Watch some old TV
Bide my time until I go
To a fitful sleep

Gilmer

Feeling brighter now
SR is a wonderland!
Always cheers me up.

zerothehero

backstabbing and worse
at work but that's just all in
a day as ya know

gossip makes me laugh
when it's about me i think
i'm on the right track

i'm beyond caring
what others think and i
like dude
i ain't even
bothering with this here haiku

Gilmer

If they're mean to you
They can kiss my rosy ass.
Come and get it, jerks!

Elseware

I agree, Gilmer
No haiku here either
Boo! let's tromp their faces
And jump around on their bones
I dislike gossips
Did I say that?
Oh, and I'm violent