Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 9
I just don't know what's wrong I see , my posts come across selfishly
It's not what I want self indulgent feeling really quite repugnant
Let's have fun with few more smiles sending it across the miles
I know we all live oceans away thank god for you who make my day
I will not lie i w,not pretend but sometimes I feel at my end
I've never felt so deep in shittt Really need to handle it
Now I know how others felt when on their knees they truly knelt
We almost beg For normal again but life it just won't ne the same
I thought I was smart I could do this all it did was take the pissss
How can I help others now when Im an alcoholic sow
I never envisioned my life as this it's purely just taking the pissss
I can't even get on track I don't know how to get Wendy back
She once was kind full of heart she's lost herself no new start
My sober Hesrt is telling your drinks are fake no high for you
But if you're seeking misery , it's the place you're meant to be
Cos nothing good comes from being pissed
Just think about the life you've missed .
It's not what I want self indulgent feeling really quite repugnant
Let's have fun with few more smiles sending it across the miles
I know we all live oceans away thank god for you who make my day
I will not lie i w,not pretend but sometimes I feel at my end
I've never felt so deep in shittt Really need to handle it
Now I know how others felt when on their knees they truly knelt
We almost beg For normal again but life it just won't ne the same
I thought I was smart I could do this all it did was take the pissss
How can I help others now when Im an alcoholic sow
I never envisioned my life as this it's purely just taking the pissss
I can't even get on track I don't know how to get Wendy back
She once was kind full of heart she's lost herself no new start
My sober Hesrt is telling your drinks are fake no high for you
But if you're seeking misery , it's the place you're meant to be
Cos nothing good comes from being pissed
Just think about the life you've missed .
I want my life I want it back is alcohol worse than crack
I've learnt at rehab yes.its so It's so alcohol can make you go
Dead as a door nail it's a fact that doesn't seem to work with crack
The only drug when you detox will send you to that wooden box
Of all the drugs which you could die alcohol is your worst high
Meth and morph won't kill you dead it's alcohol we should dread
To detox is no easy feat do it wrong maker youll meet
Seizures trembles impending doom alcohol is full of gloom
You really need to steer way clear from all of those you love so dear
It's harsh it's cruel but only you will look the part when you break through
.
The kids don't get your weirdness ways but karma gets us it sure pays
Keep drinkin you will surely die and leave your kids high and dry
They love their Mum they learn from us even when we grouch and cuss
They know that they are number one when we are clean and full of fun
I want my every day like this there's not a thing I want to miss.
I've learnt at rehab yes.its so It's so alcohol can make you go
Dead as a door nail it's a fact that doesn't seem to work with crack
The only drug when you detox will send you to that wooden box
Of all the drugs which you could die alcohol is your worst high
Meth and morph won't kill you dead it's alcohol we should dread
To detox is no easy feat do it wrong maker youll meet
Seizures trembles impending doom alcohol is full of gloom
You really need to steer way clear from all of those you love so dear
It's harsh it's cruel but only you will look the part when you break through
.
The kids don't get your weirdness ways but karma gets us it sure pays
Keep drinkin you will surely die and leave your kids high and dry
They love their Mum they learn from us even when we grouch and cuss
They know that they are number one when we are clean and full of fun
I want my every day like this there's not a thing I want to miss.
Today through friends a revelation I can leave this stagnation
It's only me who can choose me fate I'm not ready for that pearly gate
Something struck a chord in me there's so much life Ive yet to see
My children need me there for them when they become a mother hen
There is a purpose I'm still here although that part is not yet clear
I'll sober up I'll bide my time on rainy days my sun will shine
The amount of PMs in my box were overloaded bless your sox
We truly are united in this and deserve to live our life in bliss
I'm truly done the records broke I've said before as I spoke
But something new's come over me I'm craving such serenity
I've not picked up got through day one , my sober life has begun
My life will start it shall not end in sober R there's always a friend
It's only me who can choose me fate I'm not ready for that pearly gate
Something struck a chord in me there's so much life Ive yet to see
My children need me there for them when they become a mother hen
There is a purpose I'm still here although that part is not yet clear
I'll sober up I'll bide my time on rainy days my sun will shine
The amount of PMs in my box were overloaded bless your sox
We truly are united in this and deserve to live our life in bliss
I'm truly done the records broke I've said before as I spoke
But something new's come over me I'm craving such serenity
I've not picked up got through day one , my sober life has begun
My life will start it shall not end in sober R there's always a friend
Elsie dear you are so kind
To take the time to come and rhyme
You put others right before yourself
When you're not in the best of health
Sometimes it's hard to make a rhyme
When nothing seems to come to mind
But words are words write what you do
I'm going to be praying for you .
Xxx
You are such a beautiful person , you truly are darling
To take the time to come and rhyme
You put others right before yourself
When you're not in the best of health
Sometimes it's hard to make a rhyme
When nothing seems to come to mind
But words are words write what you do
I'm going to be praying for you .
Xxx
You are such a beautiful person , you truly are darling
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
all my hottie girlfriends
coming out to rhyme and chat
sweeter than ripe melons
that's what i think of that
throwing love across the oceans
compassion, warmth and caring
the only harsh words are towards ourselves
it's part of release and sharing
but none deserve the spanking
that we all dole out on ourselves
so treat yourselves to something nice
but leave those bottles on the shelves
coming out to rhyme and chat
sweeter than ripe melons
that's what i think of that
throwing love across the oceans
compassion, warmth and caring
the only harsh words are towards ourselves
it's part of release and sharing
but none deserve the spanking
that we all dole out on ourselves
so treat yourselves to something nice
but leave those bottles on the shelves
whatever happened to the limerick crew?
so many rhymes they didn't know what to do?
Did their horses trip on hurdles,
or their giggles pop their girdles?
oh golly gee whillickers I wish I knew.
Oh wait -- you're here!
so many rhymes they didn't know what to do?
Did their horses trip on hurdles,
or their giggles pop their girdles?
oh golly gee whillickers I wish I knew.
Oh wait -- you're here!
Hey courage hi it's great to see
You wrote a limerick for us to see
Now that was quite a big surprise
a little feast upon my eyes
When friends drop in & write some lines
It brings back happy funny times
Don't be a stranger write some more
You know we have an open door
How wonderful to see you here , my friend
Love you
You wrote a limerick for us to see
Now that was quite a big surprise
a little feast upon my eyes
When friends drop in & write some lines
It brings back happy funny times
Don't be a stranger write some more
You know we have an open door
How wonderful to see you here , my friend
Love you
Glowing reports from my rehab , she'll go far she'll be fab.
I really thought the same thing too til I got home and went for booze
Wtf was wrong with me I let down people helping me
I had no cravings whilst inside I learnt a lot gained back my pride
I soaked up sessions like a sponge a little leap a giant lunge
The 10 of us we helped each other I love the way they called me mother
I took them all under my wing , it's purely just a woman thing
My natural instinct to protect to get along & all connect
A better group I'd never met so full of hope dreams and yet
when you think you've got this beat that bloody AV turns up the heat
I left those doors with all behind me should have known that It would find me
The utter disappointment of fail made me want to bawl & wail
But I've moved on , it's 3 days now no more drink , no way no how
I'm feeling really motivated all bad thoughts have since abated
This writings really helping me on my road to Recovery
So with your help as you've done before I could not ask for more
I love you all dearly . Thanks for being here xxx
I really thought the same thing too til I got home and went for booze
Wtf was wrong with me I let down people helping me
I had no cravings whilst inside I learnt a lot gained back my pride
I soaked up sessions like a sponge a little leap a giant lunge
The 10 of us we helped each other I love the way they called me mother
I took them all under my wing , it's purely just a woman thing
My natural instinct to protect to get along & all connect
A better group I'd never met so full of hope dreams and yet
when you think you've got this beat that bloody AV turns up the heat
I left those doors with all behind me should have known that It would find me
The utter disappointment of fail made me want to bawl & wail
But I've moved on , it's 3 days now no more drink , no way no how
I'm feeling really motivated all bad thoughts have since abated
This writings really helping me on my road to Recovery
So with your help as you've done before I could not ask for more
I love you all dearly . Thanks for being here xxx
Zero how did things go down
in emotions you were going to drown
Did things with your partner work out
I hated you had that self doubt
In here you're our king with a crown.
These limericks almost went dead
Til you wrote down what was in your head
You're a master of verse
Since you gave up the curse
This is still my favourite thread
Elsy joined in with you
But ho there was only two
You kept it alive
It's started to thrive
Best place to come when you're blue
I find it harder to rhyme
When things are good at the time
But when they crash down
and all turns to brown
It's way harder to climb
in emotions you were going to drown
Did things with your partner work out
I hated you had that self doubt
In here you're our king with a crown.
These limericks almost went dead
Til you wrote down what was in your head
You're a master of verse
Since you gave up the curse
This is still my favourite thread
Elsy joined in with you
But ho there was only two
You kept it alive
It's started to thrive
Best place to come when you're blue
I find it harder to rhyme
When things are good at the time
But when they crash down
and all turns to brown
It's way harder to climb
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
seems it's your turn, snooze, to revive the thread
or you could get stone drunk instead
but don't take that as a recommendation
for staying sober this week you deserve a commendation
so post here as you will or must
as friends we're strangers - no need to trust
we just spew our thoughts and feel the love
we all belong here like fingers in a glove
that wraps us with a leathery calm
or slathers us with loving balm
and turns cold electric angst into a grin
and relieves us of the guilt that follows sin
or you could get stone drunk instead
but don't take that as a recommendation
for staying sober this week you deserve a commendation
so post here as you will or must
as friends we're strangers - no need to trust
we just spew our thoughts and feel the love
we all belong here like fingers in a glove
that wraps us with a leathery calm
or slathers us with loving balm
and turns cold electric angst into a grin
and relieves us of the guilt that follows sin
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