Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 9
There once was a druggie named Jane
Ate handfuls of Vicodin, that much was plain
Constipation
Consternation
Bricks aren't much fun, you know, it was pain
You have to stop this, my little Jane
Said the part of her mind that was still slightly sane
You could die
From getting high
She finally got off that fool train
Detox took hold of our pretty Jane
She was pulled hard. Held brutal to the rein
It wrenched her. It gagged her
It shook her and slammed her
Till finally it passed. Left her with her long lost brain.
Torn up and skinny our frail little Jane
Softly sought the wisdom she needed to gain
Hard hearted PAWS crept up And stayed right there and would not let up
It kept her in the cellar tied to a chain
But she has a core of strength, our Jane
She's got it now. It's all been her bane
The chains have freed her
We hope God speeds her
Her work has not been in vane
Ate handfuls of Vicodin, that much was plain
Constipation
Consternation
Bricks aren't much fun, you know, it was pain
You have to stop this, my little Jane
Said the part of her mind that was still slightly sane
You could die
From getting high
She finally got off that fool train
Detox took hold of our pretty Jane
She was pulled hard. Held brutal to the rein
It wrenched her. It gagged her
It shook her and slammed her
Till finally it passed. Left her with her long lost brain.
Torn up and skinny our frail little Jane
Softly sought the wisdom she needed to gain
Hard hearted PAWS crept up And stayed right there and would not let up
It kept her in the cellar tied to a chain
But she has a core of strength, our Jane
She's got it now. It's all been her bane
The chains have freed her
We hope God speeds her
Her work has not been in vane
Vicodin Jane got a fright
And knew she must fight the good fight
She swore off the pills
And fought off her ills
And now she's a beautiful sight
She may have her tribulations
Which she confronts with degrees of frustration
But we know she will win
And new life will begin
Sober Jane,Heroine of the Nation
And knew she must fight the good fight
She swore off the pills
And fought off her ills
And now she's a beautiful sight
She may have her tribulations
Which she confronts with degrees of frustration
But we know she will win
And new life will begin
Sober Jane,Heroine of the Nation
It's been a while since I came here to write
But since I'm struggling tonight
I'm hoping my muse will come back
So I can complain about what my life does lack
Mostly things are pretty allright
But I must vent about the things that are wrong
Since I've been bouncing thoughts in my head too long
I'm having fits with my old car
That are starting to make me wish I could just go to the bar
Or perhaps take a hit from a bong
All I want is for the stupid thing to start
I tried to remove the faulty part
But just my rotten luck
That thing is really stuck!
I'd like to send it to the dump on a cart
I have a new car I call mine
And just want to put up a 'For Sale' sign
In the old piece of junk
But my repairs are simply stuck
And until it starts, I could only charge a dime
But since I'm struggling tonight
I'm hoping my muse will come back
So I can complain about what my life does lack
Mostly things are pretty allright
But I must vent about the things that are wrong
Since I've been bouncing thoughts in my head too long
I'm having fits with my old car
That are starting to make me wish I could just go to the bar
Or perhaps take a hit from a bong
All I want is for the stupid thing to start
I tried to remove the faulty part
But just my rotten luck
That thing is really stuck!
I'd like to send it to the dump on a cart
I have a new car I call mine
And just want to put up a 'For Sale' sign
In the old piece of junk
But my repairs are simply stuck
And until it starts, I could only charge a dime
Sober since October
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: In the world in my eyes...Somewhere I've never been before...
Posts: 7,355
I am back from my vacations!
I've resisted all temptations!
Sober, sound, safe, and tanned-
It's been greater that I'd planned!
I enjoyed it so much!
Lots of fun and kind luck's touch.
Sun, and sea, and healthy food-
Sound sleep and awesome mood.
Friends, I wish that I could to share
All this joy and joie de vivre.
Inner smile and gentle care
Sober holidays will bring.
I've resisted all temptations!
Sober, sound, safe, and tanned-
It's been greater that I'd planned!
I enjoyed it so much!
Lots of fun and kind luck's touch.
Sun, and sea, and healthy food-
Sound sleep and awesome mood.
Friends, I wish that I could to share
All this joy and joie de vivre.
Inner smile and gentle care
Sober holidays will bring.
MB I am glad you had fun
Spending your days in the sun
Eating good food
(Did you sunbathe in the nude?)
If you did, did you sunburn your bum??
DG I'm away home next week
My first job on arrival is to seek
To get under the hood
Charge the battery good
And hope the car starts with key-tweak
Ten months it has sat on the drive
Eight of those more dead, than alive
But I must have it working
Or my chores I'll be shirking
And I need no great reason to skive
For the garden has now grown wild
You would easily lose a small child
With scythe I will battle
(May even find cattle)
And in a corner weeds will be piled
But the pile will grow ever taller
At some point, the house will seem smaller
Will I dare set a light
To this mountain of shite
( will I be an emergency caller??)
Spending your days in the sun
Eating good food
(Did you sunbathe in the nude?)
If you did, did you sunburn your bum??
DG I'm away home next week
My first job on arrival is to seek
To get under the hood
Charge the battery good
And hope the car starts with key-tweak
Ten months it has sat on the drive
Eight of those more dead, than alive
But I must have it working
Or my chores I'll be shirking
And I need no great reason to skive
For the garden has now grown wild
You would easily lose a small child
With scythe I will battle
(May even find cattle)
And in a corner weeds will be piled
But the pile will grow ever taller
At some point, the house will seem smaller
Will I dare set a light
To this mountain of shite
( will I be an emergency caller??)
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks
ain't spent much time with old dogs;
as long as we can envision an impending treat
we can cut through habits' fogs
and treats there are plenty if we count our blessings:
health, clarity, energy, the joy of a sunrise,
days free of nausea, money in the pocket,
a sense of accomplishment, feeling somewhat wise
this old dog thought treats came in a glass or can,
but sobriety is making me more like a puppy again
ain't spent much time with old dogs;
as long as we can envision an impending treat
we can cut through habits' fogs
and treats there are plenty if we count our blessings:
health, clarity, energy, the joy of a sunrise,
days free of nausea, money in the pocket,
a sense of accomplishment, feeling somewhat wise
this old dog thought treats came in a glass or can,
but sobriety is making me more like a puppy again
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
Interesting ABC ABC structure, and I can relate to the content...
Fate is a fist that keeps beating me down
I keep getting up but I'm bruised and sore
and perpetually frustrated
My smile is too often a mask for a frown
while that fist keeps on pounding I can't find the door
assaulted and aggravated
Fate is a fist that keeps beating me down
I keep getting up but I'm bruised and sore
and perpetually frustrated
My smile is too often a mask for a frown
while that fist keeps on pounding I can't find the door
assaulted and aggravated
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