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Old 02-07-2014, 10:24 AM
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DG such kind words. I will take them to heart. And be good enough just for today. I will hold your words close.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:03 AM
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To St Thomas - my now "Paradise Lost"

It is such a difficult transition
The freezing cold wants my total submission
I miss paradise
nothing else will suffice
If I were only a magician

My mornings at Barefoot Buddha (for coffee)
Then the beach had me all kumbaya
AA meetings were next
then crossfit - better than sex
Fix dinner, GREAT DAY...dah
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Guess I've fallen behind once again
To keep up I would need a twin
But this weekend I will
Get a limerick fill
and discover where you all have been

Missed you all!!
Carlos xx
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:09 AM
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Carlosssss
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:09 AM
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If everyone were Alpha Dog
What a scrap there'd be,
We'd fight all day for 'management'
And have no time to 'stop, and see'

So some of us are further down
And happy in our place
Let those who wish, to charge ahead
I'll move at my own pace

I'm not and never will be top
Too plain, too plump, too dull
But in my chosen circle
I feel my life is full

For Elsie, I have you, my dear
A friend who always cares
And DG, Snoozy, Zero now
Have seen my heart laid bare

In real life too I have my man
Neither rich or pretty
And though he never cleans the loo
At least I find him witty

So Elsie, never worry sweet
That you'll never hold top spot
For do you want to work so hard
Then fight for all you've got?

Worried that another, younger,
Prettier sweet thing
Will come and wow all those around
For then you'd feel the sting

Of have all the world afore
So easy, others gasp
Only for age and time
To steal it from your grasp

Don't judge yourself by others, sweet
You are as you were made
So find a way to love your life
So happy you'd never trade!
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:20 AM
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So many years lost, so much time gained
The hard yards working over time......
Times where sanity was simply feigned
Challenged now by a Will sublime.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:21 AM
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Elsy my dear darling friend
We all love you no end xx

When i see your poems i beam
For you are in the A - team
No B team will do
There's way more to you
Your doubting is to the extreme

Your kindness surpasses itself
Dear Elsy come down from that shelf
When someone is down
Feeling they could drown
You soon talk us back to health

This thread is the richer since you
Came and joined us as somebody new
I look for you each day
Loving what you say
wether it be happy or blue


There is nothing quite like a kind word
Even for this scrabble nerd
But from blue to in pink
You make others think
When our feelings are quite absurd

Love ya chicky xxx
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubovski View Post
So many years lost, so much time gained
The hard yards working over time......
Times where sanity was simply feigned
Challenged now by a Will sublime.
Just beautiful Bub ...i love it ;-)

Thank you so much for sharing that xxxx
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:30 AM
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Carlosssss


Snoozy, keep your lips off him!!
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:35 AM
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Bahaha DG i love you )))

I actually laughed out loud with that and i realised ...i haven't laughed for a while xxxxx
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Old 02-07-2014, 01:17 PM
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Bubovski, I've seen your bearded face
Around upon these boards.
I hope you've come here to find your place
We need more strong and sensitive chords,
And o'course there's always plenty of space!

Thank you for posting your wonderful poem and please come back!
There is much love and support here.
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:02 PM
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I think at times we all feel worth a B
Heck, sometimes I rate myself an F or a D
But everyone here
Rates much higher than beer
On that I think we all can agree
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:06 PM
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Distracting myself on SR
Beats drinking in any old bar
And if this is an addiction
It's a better affliction
Than sailing off a cliff in my car
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:03 PM
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There came a knock at my back door
That scared me a bit and caused me a fright.
I cringed and slowly I sank to the floor
And crawled to the window to try and catch sight
Of whom it might be, out there, in weather so sore.
The figure was murky. There wasn't much light
So what could I do, snow continued to pour,
But let him in. He was in quite a plight.
Turns out it was hubby, froze to the core,
Put his truck in a ditch. It just wasn't right.
He had to slog home. %€$&@!? Did he ever roar!
Calm down, my sweet, look at the bright,
Your ok. I'm ok, there could be much more
To worry about than winters' cold bite.
This is nothing but adventure, although quite a bore.
We held together, each to the other, tight.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:02 PM
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Else- Not to sound insensitive but that made me laugh.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:08 PM
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Well, it is sort of funny. No harm done. We will have to get out the tractor.....
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:28 PM
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DG, not to sound ridiculous, but your saying you laughed made me laugh.
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:36 PM
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If I had a tractor I'd paint it all pink
I'd wear only a thong - that would make them all think
Driving to the state fair
With my back all a-hair
They'd proclaim they'd discovered the old missing link
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:37 PM
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I laughed too....that poor man, standing there frozen in the snow while Else was too scared to open the door? Sorry. But thank you....you are getting my creative juices flowing again.

Love you guys!!!!!

V xx ♥

PS. Nice to meet you zero ~ your poems are wonderful!
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:39 PM
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And when I arrive I'll sing them a song
About finding the place where I know I belong
I'll sing in falsetto
Like a good thong-donned fellow
And the crowd would all ask what went wrong
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Old 02-07-2014, 05:42 PM
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That's about the time I would plot my escape
I'd wish I had brought my little red cape
And wish I could fly
But they'd watch me run by
With their eyes bugging out and their mouths all agape
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