Class of March 2013 Part 4
Class of March 2013 Part 4
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All the talk of pampering, I must throw in my little story.
A few years ago I decided to save a few pennies and bought my own buzzers/clippers so I could cut my own hair (probably wanted more money for booze). Trouble was I was always drunk or had been drinking whenever I actually cut my hair. I was too nervous to do it sober! Sensible, huh!
Looking back through some facebook photos this week (with sober eyes) I realised how AWFUL my hair has been since I've been cutting it myself! I've created new levels of terrible.... I've named a few of them... The Power Poodle look, The Edward Scissorhands look, The Not-quite-finished look, The Not-Quite-Started-Look, The-Passed-out-halfway-through look, The Took-far-too-much-off-the-left-and-none-off-the-right look... The Winehouse look aaaaand the worst one of all: The hedge-won-this-round look.
Needless to say, I dragged my sorry hair over to the professionals this week (under a beenie) and finally had it cut properly!
Maybe it wasn't the booze, maybe I just really SUCK at cutting hair!
A few years ago I decided to save a few pennies and bought my own buzzers/clippers so I could cut my own hair (probably wanted more money for booze). Trouble was I was always drunk or had been drinking whenever I actually cut my hair. I was too nervous to do it sober! Sensible, huh!
Looking back through some facebook photos this week (with sober eyes) I realised how AWFUL my hair has been since I've been cutting it myself! I've created new levels of terrible.... I've named a few of them... The Power Poodle look, The Edward Scissorhands look, The Not-quite-finished look, The Not-Quite-Started-Look, The-Passed-out-halfway-through look, The Took-far-too-much-off-the-left-and-none-off-the-right look... The Winehouse look aaaaand the worst one of all: The hedge-won-this-round look.
Needless to say, I dragged my sorry hair over to the professionals this week (under a beenie) and finally had it cut properly!
Maybe it wasn't the booze, maybe I just really SUCK at cutting hair!
Hi Mizz!
You guys remind me of the time I came home and noticed my ten year old daughter's eyebrows looked...odd.
She had decided to shave them and went a bit far, so she tried to make up for it with eyeliner.
Oh, and she "did" her 8 year old sister too!
lololololol
You guys remind me of the time I came home and noticed my ten year old daughter's eyebrows looked...odd.
She had decided to shave them and went a bit far, so she tried to make up for it with eyeliner.
Oh, and she "did" her 8 year old sister too!
lololololol
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Phew! That was my first real craving for booze and I saw it through. Should be a bit easier the next time now. At least now I can clamber into bed and watch the F1. Loads of work to do tomorrow too, it will get done much better with a clear head and a good night's kip.
Goodnight to all of you, keep truckin'.
Thoughts are with all of you as ever. Climb aboard the SoberCoaster! , buckle down, sit tight, and (try) to enjoy the ride!
Goodnight to all of you, keep truckin'.
Thoughts are with all of you as ever. Climb aboard the SoberCoaster! , buckle down, sit tight, and (try) to enjoy the ride!
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