Sobriety Limericks Part 2
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: East Coast, The States
Posts: 12,162
I just read back our old poems.
Some short; some others like tomes.
We're a creative bunch
And I've got a hunch
I can feel it all deep in my bones.
For my sixth sense has whispered to me.
We will learn to live more so~ber~lee,
Our writing reveals us
Limericks heal us.
With this I am sure you'll agree!
We are finding new words for our feelings.
And naming the layers we're peeling.
Its therapy~ rhyme.
keeping sober time
As we feel the beat we are healing.
All the syllables, rhymes and syntax
Soften the difficult facts.
Writing is pressure
But we read at our leisure
All your limericks help me relax.
And one last thing I must pen
Before the muse leaves I will send
All my love and good wishes.
I blow sober kisses!
And that, kind reader, is the end.
Some short; some others like tomes.
We're a creative bunch
And I've got a hunch
I can feel it all deep in my bones.
For my sixth sense has whispered to me.
We will learn to live more so~ber~lee,
Our writing reveals us
Limericks heal us.
With this I am sure you'll agree!
We are finding new words for our feelings.
And naming the layers we're peeling.
Its therapy~ rhyme.
keeping sober time
As we feel the beat we are healing.
All the syllables, rhymes and syntax
Soften the difficult facts.
Writing is pressure
But we read at our leisure
All your limericks help me relax.
And one last thing I must pen
Before the muse leaves I will send
All my love and good wishes.
I blow sober kisses!
And that, kind reader, is the end.
Living and Loving Life at Last
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: gods own country
Posts: 12,164
I wish I was there for your steak,
What a humongous carnivore I make,
I eat beef pork or lamb
Kebabs, chops ( not spam!)
I would even take a bite of snake
Reindeer and venison
Buffalo and bison
No chianti with my liver
But kidneys by the sliver
I'd even chew ears like Mike Tyson
To celebrate 15 months of sobriety
I would eat through the menus entirety
I would eat through the courses
( yes I have eaten horses)
My eating compulsively dietary
Full of meat I would waddle away
digesting would take most of a day
Big pants giving a wedgie
I would need to turn veggie
Oh and EQ of course, you would pay!!!
Congratulations on reaching fifteen
Our very own Limerick Queen
We are here all the time
Awaiting you rhyme
Poetry keeps sobriety keen
What a humongous carnivore I make,
I eat beef pork or lamb
Kebabs, chops ( not spam!)
I would even take a bite of snake
Reindeer and venison
Buffalo and bison
No chianti with my liver
But kidneys by the sliver
I'd even chew ears like Mike Tyson
To celebrate 15 months of sobriety
I would eat through the menus entirety
I would eat through the courses
( yes I have eaten horses)
My eating compulsively dietary
Full of meat I would waddle away
digesting would take most of a day
Big pants giving a wedgie
I would need to turn veggie
Oh and EQ of course, you would pay!!!
Congratulations on reaching fifteen
Our very own Limerick Queen
We are here all the time
Awaiting you rhyme
Poetry keeps sobriety keen
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 8,642
White chocolate and raspberry cake
Sends me into a maniacal state
Lend me your tent in advance
So I won't loosen my pants
Now no need to keep track of what I just ate. ( Thanks Toots...brilliant idea...
)
Sends me into a maniacal state
Lend me your tent in advance
So I won't loosen my pants
Now no need to keep track of what I just ate. ( Thanks Toots...brilliant idea...
)
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 5,439
Toots I admit
I really don't know s***
I didn't know if Fife was a real place
Or a made up word to fill up rhyming space
So when first I joined, I had to Google it!
When I went to school
They said 'America rules'
But forgot to tell us
The worlds bigger than the US
Thank God for Google! I'm no longer quite such a fool!
I really don't know s***
I didn't know if Fife was a real place
Or a made up word to fill up rhyming space
So when first I joined, I had to Google it!
When I went to school
They said 'America rules'
But forgot to tell us
The worlds bigger than the US
Thank God for Google! I'm no longer quite such a fool!
Living and Loving Life at Last
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: gods own country
Posts: 12,164
DG if nuts are your thing,
And you don't eat the bird on the wing
Or croc, kangaroo,
Shark or Gnu
Then here, for your supper you'd sing!
I have vegs and nuts and grain
I eat salad and occasionally grain
But I'd die on my feet
If I couldn't eat meat
I believe it would drive me insane!
( not that anyone would know any different!)
And you don't eat the bird on the wing
Or croc, kangaroo,
Shark or Gnu
Then here, for your supper you'd sing!
I have vegs and nuts and grain
I eat salad and occasionally grain
But I'd die on my feet
If I couldn't eat meat
I believe it would drive me insane!
( not that anyone would know any different!)
Member
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 5,439
Toots, I may have an occasional piece of beef or chicken
But I think ears and snakes should be kept out of the kitchen
(And strangely, I thought I'd already posted this earlier, but now I don't see it. I hope I didn't accidentally put it on another thread or something stupid.)
But I think ears and snakes should be kept out of the kitchen
(And strangely, I thought I'd already posted this earlier, but now I don't see it. I hope I didn't accidentally put it on another thread or something stupid.)
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