Whiners Anonymous Part 24
Miracles Happen
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IO I am getting worried about you now!!!!!
It's high 80's right now and for the rest of week, I get so mopey in the warm weather. No AC yet and I am spiteing myself I know but my kids leave windows and doors open even with AC on, so now they have to SUFFER!!!!!and so do I. I don't own any stock in JCP&L or PSE&G Companies I just pay their salaries.
It's high 80's right now and for the rest of week, I get so mopey in the warm weather. No AC yet and I am spiteing myself I know but my kids leave windows and doors open even with AC on, so now they have to SUFFER!!!!!and so do I. I don't own any stock in JCP&L or PSE&G Companies I just pay their salaries.
IO Storm
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Location: Southern California
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Originally Posted by Believe808 
Espres - Its me with the ant problem....I only see 1 here and there so I can't really follow them. Good poem though
IO I felt like I was in that dust storm reading your post. I could even taste it, ugh Glad you survived it, even though you was DIRTY YUK
Wow, D.
This inspires me...a jump rope song my girls sang when they were little...
Uh oh...here it comes...it's your fault..(lol)
Roofers, ants and ticks
Make me sick
Make my tummy go two forty-six
Not because I'm DIRTY
Not because I'm mean
Just because I whined a lot behind a magazine
Hey boys!
Hey 'bout a fight
There goes IO with her skirt on tight
She can wibble she wobble
She looks so fine
But most of all she can WHINE WHINE WHINE!
(Well..it sort of..went like this...
)Hey! All of your whiny poems and songs? Shooting and scoring!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooo
Last edited by IO Storm; 05-20-2009 at 12:27 PM.
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Not worried anymore about what I was worried about IO. Some of us are sicker than others!!!! I remember jumping rope to a song like that, not those lyrics. I know what you are talking about. I use to love chinese jump rope, do you remember that? I was a pro!!!! Well a jump rope was about all we had in them there days of old.
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Chinese jump rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had forgotten all about that! Oh, that was so much fun...and playing jacks. And dodge
ball! In them there days of old... yeah...(wistful sigh)
I had forgotten all about that! Oh, that was so much fun...and playing jacks. And dodge
ball! In them there days of old... yeah...(wistful sigh)
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Location: Southern California
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We're not getting older, ladies...just getting better.
A younger gal gave me a ride home from my (home) group meeting the other night.
She asked my age ..and I told her..53. She said "Wow, you look good! Alcohol
must have embalmed you." (I took it as a compliment...)
A younger gal gave me a ride home from my (home) group meeting the other night.
She asked my age ..and I told her..53. She said "Wow, you look good! Alcohol
must have embalmed you." (I took it as a compliment...)
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Lyric Title: High Hopes
"Have fun now, boys and girls. Relax"
One, two
Words in {brackets} are sung by Frank AND children
(Next time you're found with your chin on the ground)
(There's a lot to be learned so look around)
Just what makes that little ole ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
Anyone knows an ant can't
Move a rubber tree plant
{But he's got W-h-i-n-e hopes, he's got W-h-i-n-e hopes}
{He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
So, any time you're gettin' low, 'stead of lettin' go, just remember that ant
Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant
(Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant)
{Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant}
(When troubles call and your back's to the wall)
(There a lot to be learned that wall could fall)
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram scram
He kept buttin' that dam
**'cause he had W-h-i-n-e hopes, he had W-h-i-n-e hopes}
{He had high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
So, any time your feelin' bad, 'stead of feelin' sad, just remember that ram
Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam
(Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam)
{Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam }
(A problem's just a toy balloon, they'll be bursted soon)
(They're just bound to go pop)
Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop
(Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop)
{Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop}
Ker-plop!
"Have fun now, boys and girls. Relax"
One, two
Words in {brackets} are sung by Frank AND children
(Next time you're found with your chin on the ground)
(There's a lot to be learned so look around)
Just what makes that little ole ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
Anyone knows an ant can't
Move a rubber tree plant
{But he's got W-h-i-n-e hopes, he's got W-h-i-n-e hopes}
{He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
So, any time you're gettin' low, 'stead of lettin' go, just remember that ant
Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant
(Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant)
{Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant}
(When troubles call and your back's to the wall)
(There a lot to be learned that wall could fall)
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram scram
He kept buttin' that dam
**'cause he had W-h-i-n-e hopes, he had W-h-i-n-e hopes}
{He had high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes}
So, any time your feelin' bad, 'stead of feelin' sad, just remember that ram
Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam
(Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam)
{Oops, there goes a billion-kilowatt dam }
(A problem's just a toy balloon, they'll be bursted soon)
(They're just bound to go pop)
Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop
(Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop)
{Oops, there goes another whiney problem ker-plop}
Ker-plop!
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..and now for something completely different....
Man drives Rolls-Royce through Tesco window after being refused alcohol
A man drove a Rolls-Royce through the window of a Tesco supermarket yesterday after staff at the store refused to sell him alcohol.
Six woman were injured as the glass windows shattered and shelves came crashing down. Two check-out counters were demolished.
Witnesses said that the man had come into the store in Andover, Hampshire, at around 4.30pm to buy alcohol but had been turned away because he was already drunk.
Minutes later, he drove at the store front in his luxury silver saloon. Although he failed to break through on his first attempt, he reversed, revved and came back for a second try.
Man drives Rolls-Royce through Tesco window after being refused alcohol
A man drove a Rolls-Royce through the window of a Tesco supermarket yesterday after staff at the store refused to sell him alcohol.
Six woman were injured as the glass windows shattered and shelves came crashing down. Two check-out counters were demolished.
Witnesses said that the man had come into the store in Andover, Hampshire, at around 4.30pm to buy alcohol but had been turned away because he was already drunk.
Minutes later, he drove at the store front in his luxury silver saloon. Although he failed to break through on his first attempt, he reversed, revved and came back for a second try.
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Well I woke up after having a drinking dream and the worst of it was I was not only allowing my son (6 years old) to drink, but encouraging him. I was afraid to tell husband when he came home from work. I woke up before that happened, but I can't shake the guilt from that dream. So glad I don't expose son to that life anymore. Guess I feel guilty for having done that though. This is a whine by the way. Drinking dreams bad especially when involving 6 year old son.
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Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
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She asked my age ..and I told her..53. She said "Wow, you look good! Alcohol
must have embalmed you." (I took it as a compliment...)
must have embalmed you." (I took it as a compliment...)
That's right...once you're pickled, you can't go back to being a cucumber!!!
Just wrote on my upset thread again. Our gas didn't get turn on.
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Location: Southern California
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Originally Posted by Believe808
HL Remember it was only a dream, so forget about it!!!!
Scaredy - I would have started smoking again too after your day yesterday. Oh I forgot I am smoking, never did quit yet. Love you.
Jersey - I love pickles
Scaredy - I would have started smoking again too after your day yesterday. Oh I forgot I am smoking, never did quit yet. Love you.
Jersey - I love pickles
Ditto to everything Believe said...
Special to Barb..
You have a home, and husband who loves you. I pray this stuff is resolved soon..
don't let anything get in the way of your sobriety, or your relationship.
(I know you you won't...)
Hold onto to the things that matter...the smoking will go when you are ready again.
Forget about guilt right now..run from it.
I am proud of you, and your sobriety!
You are doing great, Barb..
Love ya. :ghug3:
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