Whiners Anonymous Part 24
Wow...thank you Ann!
I consider this a tremendous compliment. :ghug3:
Coming from from you, and to even be considered in Jerz's league..I'm honored.
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Rusty are you the wizard....what will Fube say? Talking of which he'll need about ten hours to catch up on here....
So Sher where are the pix of you and Jerz doin Elvis? C'mon we want to see them and it's no good posting a video on You Tube...that doesn't count cos it's not Whiners!
So Sher where are the pix of you and Jerz doin Elvis? C'mon we want to see them and it's no good posting a video on You Tube...that doesn't count cos it's not Whiners!
Bee so, you picked up on it egh!
sis, send the 10 bucks to the "NWF"
the National Whiners Fund
P.O. Box 62 Whineville, Anywhere USA 06262
Why is 2 & 3 the same? Could it be because it is aimed at me!!!!!Believe?
sis, send the 10 bucks to the "NWF"
the National Whiners Fund
P.O. Box 62 Whineville, Anywhere USA 06262
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Wish I had time to respond to all the posts...I've had my Tuesday shower...have a cup of coffee...waiting for the transport van...going on a shopping trip to Wal Mart!!! YEE HAH!!!
Catch you all later...
Catch you all later...
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Where are the Whiners
they're all at the diners
they're having a meeting
about how they are greeting
the newbies you know now
are anxious to know how
to go a day without drinks
now I know this poem stinks. The end
they're all at the diners
they're having a meeting
about how they are greeting
the newbies you know now
are anxious to know how
to go a day without drinks
now I know this poem stinks. The end
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
Never let me loose at Wal Mart,
'Cause I can't stop spending once I start.
Up and down the aisles,
I can go for miles,
Only stopping when I need to go tinkle.
(Fooled you, didn't I!?!)
'Cause I can't stop spending once I start.
Up and down the aisles,
I can go for miles,
Only stopping when I need to go tinkle.
(Fooled you, didn't I!?!)
Awww, CMC, not again!
Time to call in the media. Here we have several programs that would be delighted to cover something like this, and just having their camera crew show up usually gets immediate results.
Or.....we can gas up the Whiner Bus and drive up and down in front of their business.
Time to call in the media. Here we have several programs that would be delighted to cover something like this, and just having their camera crew show up usually gets immediate results.
Or.....we can gas up the Whiner Bus and drive up and down in front of their business.
* Ants hate Vicks VapoRub Ointment. Dab that where you see them entering your house.
* Sprinkle baby powder, salt, or cinnamon underneath doors to keep ants out.
* Pour boiling water down ant holes to kill the pesty insects.
Awww, CMC, not again!
Time to call in the media. Here we have several programs that would be delighted to cover something like this, and just having their camera crew show up usually gets immediate results.
Or.....we can gas up the Whiner Bus and drive up and down in front of their business.
Time to call in the media. Here we have several programs that would be delighted to cover something like this, and just having their camera crew show up usually gets immediate results.
Or.....we can gas up the Whiner Bus and drive up and down in front of their business.
I was thinking of renting a huge tarp to cover the roof with a sign on it that says:..."Another Quality Roof by ***** ****** Roofing Company.
Clean Me Up On Aisle Five!
went to the local Bodega, as they have the best Grinder, Hoagie, Sub Rolls in town...
was minding my business la-la-la-ing down aisle five, and at the end, as i was just about to round the corner...
some little Brat on a Skateboard, yes, you here me correct, a SKATEBOARD!!!
comes carreening around the conrner to aisle five, and came inches from totaling me out!
you bet, i gave him the look of Death!
mess'n with my spiritual condition like that!
Ca-Ripes!!!
he did Apologize tho...
that kinda took the fun out of the moment!
went to the local Bodega, as they have the best Grinder, Hoagie, Sub Rolls in town...
was minding my business la-la-la-ing down aisle five, and at the end, as i was just about to round the corner...
some little Brat on a Skateboard, yes, you here me correct, a SKATEBOARD!!!
comes carreening around the conrner to aisle five, and came inches from totaling me out!
you bet, i gave him the look of Death!
mess'n with my spiritual condition like that!
Ca-Ripes!!!
he did Apologize tho...
that kinda took the fun out of the moment!
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