Just a quite trivial question really Part 7
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wow......i'm off for one little bitty afternoon and you all go wild.....what are you trying to mind your manners when i'm around!!!!
Its really very simple boys.....all you need to do is sit down to pee like you're suppose to....you can even get those little sheild things...i've seen them for kids so if it won't bend far enough the pee still goes where it belongs.
So ask your wives for a training toliet until you have better aim.
sheparding cigarette ends along the urinal trough.....please explain as i do not have a partner to ask about this one.
Jiggy finally gets his voice and what does he have to say!!!!!!
Jiggy, we need to have a talk my son!!!!
And FIZZY....wow.....i'm just shocked...i'll say nothing more...assume you are just having a bad day....no need to drink over it though!
sleep well and dream of me
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you are a good friend.
Its really very simple boys.....all you need to do is sit down to pee like you're suppose to....you can even get those little sheild things...i've seen them for kids so if it won't bend far enough the pee still goes where it belongs.
So ask your wives for a training toliet until you have better aim.
sheparding cigarette ends along the urinal trough.....please explain as i do not have a partner to ask about this one.
Jiggy finally gets his voice and what does he have to say!!!!!!
Jiggy, we need to have a talk my son!!!!
And FIZZY....wow.....i'm just shocked...i'll say nothing more...assume you are just having a bad day....no need to drink over it though!
sleep well and dream of me
Packing and making life decisions..and thanks pixie you are a good friend. 
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Originally Posted by Jersey Nonny 
Fizzy...TMI!!!
Unless it's having to go so bad during the night, you run in without turning the light on, sit to go, and damn near fall into the bowl...BECAUSE THE SEAT HAS BEEN LEFT UP!!!
Unless it's having to go so bad during the night, you run in without turning the light on, sit to go, and damn near fall into the bowl...BECAUSE THE SEAT HAS BEEN LEFT UP!!!
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'Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome tae your gory bed,
Or tae Victorie!
'Now's the day, and now's the hour:
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's power -
Chains and Slaverie!
'Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha will fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
'Wha, for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or Freeman fa',
Let him on wi' me!
'By Oppression's woes and pains!
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!
'Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow! -
Let us do or dee!'
I reckon its about Primary 7 schoolboy level at best.
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome tae your gory bed,
Or tae Victorie!
'Now's the day, and now's the hour:
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's power -
Chains and Slaverie!
'Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha will fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
'Wha, for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or Freeman fa',
Let him on wi' me!
'By Oppression's woes and pains!
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!
'Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow! -
Let us do or dee!'
I reckon its about Primary 7 schoolboy level at best.
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