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Old 11-23-2008, 01:59 AM
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Never heard of Jet 2, Wibble. What is this new hellish form of transport?
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They are based at Manchester and Leeds/Bradford. You are allowed the weight of a mouse as luggage and then hammer you for excess baggage. Once on board they batter you non-stop to buy stuff. £5 for a vodka... hows an alki supposed to get drunk on that flight?
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They are based at Manchester and Leeds/Bradford. You are allowed the weight of a mouse as luggage and then hammer you for excess baggage. Once on board they batter you non-stop to buy stuff. £5 for a vodka... hows an alki supposed to get drunk on that flight?
Drink Listerine! It has alcohol in it. Desperate times and all that!!

How merciful that they have stayed up north!! I think we have all we can handle in the way of torturous air travel down here!
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Never heard of Jet 2, Wibble. What is this new hellish form of transport?

Formerly known as Luftwaffe !

Morning all. We still on the flat world thing? Ok, err.... do we now have a problem here proving gravity?
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I think gravity is a given. We are all firmly stuck to the flat world, there is no doubt about that.

Actually, there is one worse form of transport than cheap airlines and that's an even cheaper bus trip London-Prague. 36 hours!!! Oh boy, did we ever regret that money saving decision!
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Actually, there is one worse form of transport than cheap airlines and that's an even cheaper bus trip London-Prague. 36 hours!!! Oh boy, did we ever regret that money saving decision!
You have got to be kidding. There are asylum seekers who wouldn't put up with that.
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We loaded up on prescription narcotics. I had carefully doled them out so we would have some for the way there, some for the way back. He scoffed all of his on the way out.

I wouldn't share mine on the way back, plus he was in hectic alcohol withdrawals!!! I had a great time - just me, my friend opium and my music. (Germany is really big on a bus!)
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I reckon the worlds more of an egg shape, thats why we have easter is it no ?

Was at our local Dobbies this morning to see Santa arrive, he made the traditional entrance, in a fire engine !!!!!!!!!!

Plus we had snow overnight and it lay, snowman has been made and all that kind of stuff.
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Just trying to get this all straight in my head now......

I will board a bus for a 36 hour drive around the edge of the sauser to arrive in england via a wormhole that doesn't involve gravity, in about 6 hours from now??????

And the only thing they serve on the bus is listeren...


I think I'll go back to bed!
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I went from the UK to rimini in Italy on a bus once. That was a hoot.
The toilet broke down somewhere near Watford, a bloke drank all his duty free by the time we reached the French countryside and had to be rushed to hospital. We made detour after detour due to the mentalists on the bus. We eventually reached Rimini approx 18 hours late.

Top holiday....

absolutely top
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I got to take a train to texas once...big deal in the us cause we don't do trains...it was back in my wild days, pre celibacy

hooked up with a speed freak just like me..great time and wild sex on a train....

Afraid I can't come to england today, have to reschedule....hey...got a nibble on my house...wants the structureal eng. report...sign of true interest!
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I think england got blown off the map!

or maybe it got sucked up by a worm hole....
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i took a greyhound bus from st louis missouri to detroit michigan once with my grandma. she was in her 70's and i was in jr high. we got on the wrong bus and ended up in chicago. when we got to chicago, we had to call my uncle in detroit to tell him we were lost. i reliezed then that my grandma did not know how to use a PAY PHONE!

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Originally Posted by wibble View Post
I went from the UK to rimini in Italy on a bus once. That was a hoot.
The toilet broke down somewhere near Watford, a bloke drank all his duty free by the time we reached the French countryside and had to be rushed to hospital. We made detour after detour due to the mentalists on the bus. We eventually reached Rimini approx 18 hours late.

Top holiday....

absolutely top
"a bloke" eh, Wibble? We all know it was you!!!
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I think england got blown off the map!

or maybe it got sucked up by a worm hole....
No nands, it's just hidden under a big, effing cloud!!!!! As always!!!!
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Hurry up guys, Bottoms is on part 103 already, post, post, post!!!
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eekkkks......who did it guini bug!!!!!

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we'll never catch up to bottoms. those peeble are idiots.
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maybe they will loose count...like those silly roman soldiers did!
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No, we're a higher form of idiot. We put time and thought into our posts, with illustrations!!

Quality idiocy, not quantity, that's us!!
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