Ananda

buy a bigger toaster????

wibble

now thats more like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ananda

It was my first thought...but i thought that was wasteful and costly compared to simply buying regular size bread to start with....but then men rarely consider the cost when it comes to their comfort!

wibble

I should add the bread in question was "Warburtons Toastie Loaf". The king of toasted bread produce. The majesty of toast!

You can't just be cutting Toastie in half like some savage!

timzup

Just incidentally Wibbs, what are you doing making food? Is your woman very sick or at work or something?

Ananda

lostbutterfly

Timzup, you do not need a woman to put your toast in the toaster!!!

Are none of you at work? Am I the only one who doesn't spend all day on here!!! hmmmm?

This time last year - I'm a bit too embarassed to say actually. Maybe later. Time to go home, yay!!

timzup

You don't put toast in a toaster. You put bread in a toaster.

Do I really need to send you the recipe for toast?

Ananda

I vote for putting tim, fizzy and wibbly in the toaster!!!!!

Don't some toasters have 3 slots!!!!

parentrecovers

can someone please explain this thread to me.

signed, idiot from bottoms

timzup

I've been on it from the beginning and certainly don't understand it.

parentrecovers

lol!

parentrecovers

a simple colored chart or occasioanal bar graph would be helpful.

Ananda

PC...if you figure out this thread, then you are automatically banned!

timzup

Bar graph?? Bar ? Why did you have to mention Bar.

As in Pub? The Bar at the Pub? Where there's drink? With alcohol?

Alcoholic drink, at the bar, in the pub ?....

...that's it, I'm off... see what you've done? It's your fault.

lostbutterfly

Glad you spotted the deliberate mistake, just testing you were sober!!

Hey, if we save up all our drinking money for a month or two, we can all go visit nands with wives and kids.

And don't worry, nands, we will be quite comfortable in your basement with it's plumbing problems - we are accustomed to dampness all year round!! Practically born with webbed feet over here!

Ananda

Wow...and maybe I wouldn't move as with all of us we could probably get the whole basement refinished in no time.....do you think their wives are as handy as we are???

lostbutterfly

I would have thought any woman married to one of them would have to pretty damn capable, don't you??

wibble

I've just been struck by the wonderful transformation of humble bread into the king of bread based snacks TOAST!

ALL HAIL

TALKIE TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Ananda

I had a chatty cathy...but she didn't "do" toast