Whiners Anonymous Part 15
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That's a really scary house, espresso!!! May I move in there!?! They were waxing the floors again last night because they didn't do it right the night before!!! From 10:00 until 5:00 a.m. Yikes!!!
I feel like I want to go haunt a small house!!! Not enough energy for a large one!!!
I feel like I want to go haunt a small house!!! Not enough energy for a large one!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
Halloween Humour
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost Toasties with booberries.
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin' Goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!
Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost Toasties with booberries.
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin' Goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!
Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
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Evening (or afternoon) Whiners
Great jokes Jersey....
My whine tonight; well my Internet is very slow but hey at least it's working. Maybe a better whine is I haven't really got anything to whine about.....
Have a great day everyone!
Great jokes Jersey....
My whine tonight; well my Internet is very slow but hey at least it's working. Maybe a better whine is I haven't really got anything to whine about.....
Have a great day everyone!
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Louisiana Ghost Story
This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.
Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.
The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and in the bayou and he would surely drown!
But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.
Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran to town. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth and he wasn't just drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain!!"
This happened about a month ago just outside of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.
Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.
The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and in the bayou and he would surely drown!
But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.
Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran to town. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth and he wasn't just drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain!!"
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Class, I'm rocking a CANKLE!!! That's a gynormous ankle that joins a thick, mighty calf with the foot. 
lol NOT HOT!!! I don't know what I did to it, but it swelled up overnight and hurts. I can feel my cottage cheese growing in these old thighs from missing a day at the gym. What's that, pizza? Might as well eat you!? Well, hmmm...I guess you have a point....
BRB.... lol
lol NOT HOT!!! I don't know what I did to it, but it swelled up overnight and hurts. I can feel my cottage cheese growing in these old thighs from missing a day at the gym. What's that, pizza? Might as well eat you!? Well, hmmm...I guess you have a point....BRB.... lol
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O Jerz..
I couldn't stand that!
Well now, this is really weird! I got up this a.m...sleep on my mom's sofa.
She said when she got up earlier..the coffeepot had been turned
on, and half the coffee was gone..thought I had been up and done it.
My mother is getting very "forgetful", mind you, but not that forgetful.
Hmmmm...weird..very weird.
I couldn't stand that!
Well now, this is really weird! I got up this a.m...sleep on my mom's sofa.
She said when she got up earlier..the coffeepot had been turned
on, and half the coffee was gone..thought I had been up and done it.
My mother is getting very "forgetful", mind you, but not that forgetful.
Hmmmm...weird..very weird.
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OMG...I just heard the news on tv...what a tragedy:
CHICAGO (AP) _ Authorities in Chicago are investigating the deaths of two people whose bodies were found at a home that's listed under the same name as the mother of Jennifer Hudson.
The Cook County medical examiner's office says officials were dispatched Friday afternoon to a South Side home where the bodies of a man and a woman were found.
Police say they're at the home and two people were found unresponsive, but they have no other details.
Police tape blocks access to the large, white house, where a crowd has gathered outside.
Public listings show a Jennifer Hudson and Darnell Donerson at the address. Hudson, the Oscar-winning actress and singer, grew up in Chicago and her mother's name is Darnell Donerson.
CHICAGO (AP) _ Authorities in Chicago are investigating the deaths of two people whose bodies were found at a home that's listed under the same name as the mother of Jennifer Hudson.
The Cook County medical examiner's office says officials were dispatched Friday afternoon to a South Side home where the bodies of a man and a woman were found.
Police say they're at the home and two people were found unresponsive, but they have no other details.
Police tape blocks access to the large, white house, where a crowd has gathered outside.
Public listings show a Jennifer Hudson and Darnell Donerson at the address. Hudson, the Oscar-winning actress and singer, grew up in Chicago and her mother's name is Darnell Donerson.
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Hi whiners. 
My allergies are doing their thing and I'm doing this:...itch-scratch; itch-scratch....etc etc etc. I haven't felt this way since the last time we had a cat in the house.
ClaritanD is helping it a bit.
My allergies are doing their thing and I'm doing this:...itch-scratch; itch-scratch....etc etc etc. I haven't felt this way since the last time we had a cat in the house.
ClaritanD is helping it a bit.
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Parades.....I hate them!!!!!!
I missed my homegroup meeting tonight cause the streets are blocked by the parade....I have to go all the way around my town to get home cause they take the frigin thing down all the through streets or block them...
I'm tempted to start buying the paper just so I knw when they are!
me clubbing the paraders!
I missed my homegroup meeting tonight cause the streets are blocked by the parade....I have to go all the way around my town to get home cause they take the frigin thing down all the through streets or block them...
I'm tempted to start buying the paper just so I knw when they are!
me clubbing the paraders!
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