Whiners Anonymous Part 15
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: my room in ct.
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least that cracked me up! rotflm(_rz_)o
a Happy Rat Bust'n Halloween!
Cafe Central was SMOKIN'!! I nearly caught fire and almost got hit by some cyber-bricks! Very exciting! The joint was jumpin'!
a Happy Rat Bust'n Halloween!
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,780
My whine today: very little sleep last night and what sleep I did get was permeated by a very strange and vivid dream, in which I was learning a new job, very filthy work, mostly men workers, and I couldn't seem to learn my job. Then woke up later than I wanted to, but was on time for our group flu shot. Second whine: inconsiderate and not too bright people registering people for the flu shot. Since I have no money I was asked to fill out a form requesting non-payment for the shot. Listed my disability check amount but didn't fill out the "if you have zero income please explain how you pay for rent and bills" cause I DO have income, albeit a small and fixed income.
So the lady asked me (loudly) for my medicaid card. I said, I don't have one. She said, didn't you bring it with you? I said, no, I don't HAVE one. Well then show me your medicare card. Don't have that either. Well then how do you pay for rent and bills? I said, I listed my disability check amount right there. She said, but you didn't fill this out (the zero income explanation). I said, no I didn't because I HAVE income. Well I'll have to fill this out cause you left it blank.....
Then she said, if you get a disability check how come you say you have no money? I said, between clenched teeth, cause I haven't gotten my November check yet and have no money left from October's check!!!!
Damn!! What part of what I told you twice didn't you understand???:wtf2
So the lady asked me (loudly) for my medicaid card. I said, I don't have one. She said, didn't you bring it with you? I said, no, I don't HAVE one. Well then show me your medicare card. Don't have that either. Well then how do you pay for rent and bills? I said, I listed my disability check amount right there. She said, but you didn't fill this out (the zero income explanation). I said, no I didn't because I HAVE income. Well I'll have to fill this out cause you left it blank.....
Then she said, if you get a disability check how come you say you have no money? I said, between clenched teeth, cause I haven't gotten my November check yet and have no money left from October's check!!!!
Damn!! What part of what I told you twice didn't you understand???:wtf2
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
Ah, the beaurocracy and redtape...don'tcha just love it!?!
I hope everyone had a reasonably Happy Halloween. I'm off to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream...thank you Hamlet.
I hope everyone had a reasonably Happy Halloween. I'm off to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream...thank you Hamlet.
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
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I love Hamlet! The play, but also the fact that I named my pet mouse (43 yrs ago) Hamlet! And he was very smart and he was, to his own self true! I'm not making this up. I trained him to come when called by name. I could set him loose in the yard and he'd come back to me! He packed a lot of love and smarts in that tiny body!
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: my room in ct.
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least WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
i worked my asssssss off in last year high school to graduate, my last final was on Shakespeare...
problem, all the questions that were on the test, were not the ones in knew...
i flunked!
I love Hamlet!
i worked my asssssss off in last year high school to graduate, my last final was on Shakespeare...
problem, all the questions that were on the test, were not the ones in knew...
i flunked!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Australia
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it's ok mx - it's like one day at a time, only it's one box at a time
think small - I'll do x number of things today - breathe, try not to panic....work steadily and you'll be fine
try not to think about the whole deal or you're likely to overwhelm yourself.
goodluck mx
hugs
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think small - I'll do x number of things today - breathe, try not to panic....work steadily and you'll be fine
try not to think about the whole deal or you're likely to overwhelm yourself.
goodluck mx
hugs
D
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Northern CA
Posts: 1,733
I just had some giggly idiots bang on my door at 1 AM in the morning. I am so not amused! Scared me to death! Whenever I hear someone bang on the door at a weird hour I immediately think: OMG. My cat is dead.
Anyway, I'm not happy to be awake but glad my cat isn't dead.
Anyway, I'm not happy to be awake but glad my cat isn't dead.
No more merlot, more mamma
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Hills, Ct
Posts: 2,139
I can't believe I"m going to post this but it's really funny.
My youngest cat Marshmellow, who I've had for almost 3 years, has never been to the vet due to various financial issues. She's not allowed outside. Marshy is a very beautiful white EXTREMELY FLUFFY cat. Extremely fluffy. Keep that in mind.
I pretty much picked her out because the guy giving her away was wicked cute. I was pretty much drunk/buzzed constantly during this time period of when I got her.
Yesterday, my partner and I were watching tv and all of a sudden, Marshy pees on the wall. While cleaning it up, my partner was like, how can she do that? Girls don't spray.
So, we pick Marshy up and lo and behold...she has a lil package. Marshy is a boy.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
My youngest cat Marshmellow, who I've had for almost 3 years, has never been to the vet due to various financial issues. She's not allowed outside. Marshy is a very beautiful white EXTREMELY FLUFFY cat. Extremely fluffy. Keep that in mind.
I pretty much picked her out because the guy giving her away was wicked cute. I was pretty much drunk/buzzed constantly during this time period of when I got her.
Yesterday, my partner and I were watching tv and all of a sudden, Marshy pees on the wall. While cleaning it up, my partner was like, how can she do that? Girls don't spray.
So, we pick Marshy up and lo and behold...she has a lil package. Marshy is a boy.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
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That was funny, Mama!
How do you tell the difference between boy and girl babies? Why, one is wearing blue booties, the other pink booties.
How do you tell the difference between male and female cats? You have to turn them upside down!
I lived in a senior citizen complex, and our dog Jenny used to go out in the back to do "her thing". Of course, we would pick up when it was poo. But, there was one old biddy who kept hollering at us because we didn't pick up after her! She didn't know females squat for both functions. I finally yelled back at her, "She's peeing, lady! What do you want me to do...blot it up!?!
How do you tell the difference between boy and girl babies? Why, one is wearing blue booties, the other pink booties.
How do you tell the difference between male and female cats? You have to turn them upside down!
I lived in a senior citizen complex, and our dog Jenny used to go out in the back to do "her thing". Of course, we would pick up when it was poo. But, there was one old biddy who kept hollering at us because we didn't pick up after her! She didn't know females squat for both functions. I finally yelled back at her, "She's peeing, lady! What do you want me to do...blot it up!?!
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I have to start packing today too!!!!! I brought home 9 boxes..my job today is to pack those nine boxes and then find someone with a truck to help move what we can today to storage....my house was shown last night for the first time.....silly me...i've got it in my head maybe it will be sold by monday...fat chance!!!!
my whine...where are the little shomakers elves when i need them!!!!!
my whine...where are the little shomakers elves when i need them!!!!!
getting there
Join Date: May 2008
Location: USA
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Strangely enough, my whine is also on the subject of cats and peeing... hmmm.
My cat was diagnosed with a UTI last week because she was peeing blood outside the box. Poor thing. They prescribed Clavamox and now she has an upset stomach and pooing problems, and is trying to POO outside the box. Meowing and looking for the places she peed before to poo on. Poor little girl. I've made an executive decision to stop the antibiotic (only one day left) since it seems to be causing more problems than it's fixing.
Pretty sure she's a girl though... but she DOES lift her leg sometimes...
I'm sure this was way too much information... sorry
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My cat was diagnosed with a UTI last week because she was peeing blood outside the box. Poor thing. They prescribed Clavamox and now she has an upset stomach and pooing problems, and is trying to POO outside the box. Meowing and looking for the places she peed before to poo on. Poor little girl. I've made an executive decision to stop the antibiotic (only one day left) since it seems to be causing more problems than it's fixing.
Pretty sure she's a girl though... but she DOES lift her leg sometimes...
I'm sure this was way too much information... sorry
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