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Old 11-28-2014, 02:55 AM
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Grateful that I found some new recovery resources today I didn't know about.
Grateful for all of the doors that are opening.

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Old 11-28-2014, 03:40 PM
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Grateful for the Thanksgiving day joke I told to my family.

Okay, here goes. Here's the joke. I'll let you guys try and answer the joke. I'll post the answer on my next post. Ready?

Imagine that you're in a shark infested lagoon. How would you get out?
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(^^^ hmmm....I don't think one step at a time is the answer....no clue....)
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grateful for the big entourage that showed up on my outgoing tonight

and more grateful we all went out for chinese food afterwards
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Old 11-28-2014, 09:07 PM
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Grateful it is time for bed.
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Grateful I didn't get into a car accident on icy roads
Grateful I'm sober and warm in bed
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Grateful for my new job and my adorable little birds.
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Grateful for a family gathering last night where I can just be myself.
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Originally Posted by uncle holmes View Post
Imagine that you're in a shark infested lagoon. How would you get out?
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??

Unc, what's the answer?

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Grateful for the Thanksgiving day joke I told to my family.

Okay, here goes. Here's the joke. I'll let you guys try and answer the joke. I'll post the answer on my next post. Ready?

Imagine that you're in a shark infested lagoon. How would you get out?
my guess is you imagine a rescue helicopter?
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Old 11-29-2014, 12:56 PM
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Imagine that you're in a shark infested lagoon. How would you get out?
Swim to shore?
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omg if i don't find out the answer freakin soon i think i might just burst!
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Old 11-29-2014, 01:40 PM
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we can all dream of a world de-sharked
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Old 11-29-2014, 02:28 PM
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I was thinking that there are no sharks in lagoons?!
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Imagine that you're in a shark infested lagoon. How would you get out?

Answer: You stop imagining.
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Old 11-29-2014, 03:54 PM
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uncle holmes. ahem. so. that's the answer? really? for real? is that really it - or are you teasing? what is the real answer mr uncle holmes? that cannot be it. or could it? hmm. perhaps it is so simple, too simple almost, that it just might actually work! by jeeves! ... it does work! oh my giddy aunt! i get it now! the sheer simplicity! the irony (in the true english sense)! holmes! you are a genius! i bow to you and doff my hat. keep coming back

next joke/riddle please sir!
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Old 11-29-2014, 04:28 PM
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Awww, well I still liked my matter of fact answer
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grateful for simple pleasures ... like riddles

the person who made it sold it.
the person who bought it never used it.
the person who used it never saw it.
what is "it" ?

mr holmes or indeed anyone else, i shall eat my hat if you decode this one (and it's a big hat).
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