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Old 04-28-2013, 10:11 AM
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Hey Happy Sunday SR family

So I have to share some interesting facts about me that I never knew. I have amazing Physic Powers. My crazy irresponsible ex is telling everyone we know that I tried to get him locked up twice by the police. WTH???

The one time I did get a restraining order against him because his girlfriend who he left me for was threatening me and at the time I was pregnant with his kid and was afraid for our safety. It was his decision to risk coming back into my life and I did allow him as he broke up with the women he left me for to come back to me. He even said I did the right thing getting the restraining order and he understood why I got it. After we broke up I did have the RO lifted as there was no need for it I was never going to see either of them again and I didn’t feel the need for it as I knew he would never really hurt me.

I am assuming the second time is because he got into an accident while driving on a revoked license. At the time of the accident he was thinking that the car was registered and insured under my name so he taught he could leave me stuck with his mess. Well I did what I had to and the car was not registered nor was insured. He was all happy thinking he had nothing to do with the accident again but after I sent him all the paperwork stating I was not responsible all of a sudden I am the bad guy who is trying so hard to get him locked up….mind you he even blamed me for the accident and having to spend 10 days in jail because he said I knew he did not have a drivers license.

Well guess I was supposed to know that because I could read his mind or foresee it, I sent my physic powers to his mind and told him to drive the car and I even made him get in the accident but distracting his mind by making him fall asleep or texting or in this case sexing

So I think I am going to use my new found powers to get Ryan Gosling to fall in love with me, get the winning numbers to the biggest lottery out there and influence all political leaders for world peace.

If you have a request please feel free to send me. My power are great.
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Old 04-28-2013, 10:26 AM
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ok! if you could alter the weather and hold off the rain today and then MAKE hank WANT to mow the yard????? thanks Oh Great Psychic One!
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ok! if you could alter the weather and hold off the rain today and then MAKE hank WANT to mow the yard????? thanks Oh Great Psychic One!
Ohh Weather God let there be sun...and Hank get a move on it the yard itsnt goin mow itself...

You are so welcome haha
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Old 04-28-2013, 10:58 AM
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ok! if you could alter the weather and hold off the rain today and then MAKE hank WANT to mow the yard????? thanks Oh Great Psychic One!
Wait, Anvil....if you're asking her to make Hank mow the yard, then you'd better also ask her to make a rock NOT blow out your car window!!! LOL
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oh good point! if I see him anywhere near the mower, i'll move the car!!!
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:06 AM
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poor Hank

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ok! if you could alter the weather and hold off the rain today and then MAKE hank WANT to mow the yard????? thanks Oh Great Psychic One!
this is such a cool thing
after Hank get's done mowing there at home
could you zap him over here to California
so as to mow ours also

poor Hank is going to be bouncing all over the place

and he did nothing wrong !!

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Gee, Broken, after Hank mows the lawn, could you conjure up someone to come finish my spring cleaning...it is hardly even spring yet the cleaning just cannot wait. Oh, and while you're at it some nice delivered dinner would be nice tonight...I really hate to cook.

Isn't this way more fun that trying to convince a someone who breaks the law that there ARE consequences?

I shall send some Windex for your crystal ball.

Hugs *and thanks for the cleaning and pizza*
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Old 04-28-2013, 11:46 AM
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oh good point! if I see him anywhere near the mower, i'll move the car!!!
Dont worry car will be safe....

Gotta work on Apportation and Transvection power to get Hank over to CA. Lte me see what I could do ok?
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LOL! don't forget to get yourself that lottery ticket!!
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Oh, and CHEESECAKE!! Can Hank please deliver me some yummy cherry cheesecake here in PA...???
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Hank where are you -- the wife set a deadline

got my first physic complaint

could you all hurry up and get done with Hank

I promised my wife the lawn would be done in two hours !!!

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Lottery numbers...please.

Not that I have ever played,I'm one of those jackasses who refuses
to play for mathematical reasons...........but if I got the numbers and
WOULD HAVE WON IF I HAD JUST PLAYED THEM.....

(well,that would just tickle & please Mrs. Vale to no end!!!!!!!!!!!)

.......but as sweet as she is,I doubt that her whispered "arrogant jackass!"
would even be audible 2 meters away........OK,maybe 3!
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hank is napping at the moment!!! he's resting up for what appears to be a VERY busy day in store!!!
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Not to be greedy, but I need: to find the rebate for the set of tires we just bought and it was for 50 back, my boyfriend is having his work review on May1st, yesterday we just hired someone to come and powerwash our decks and now im reading how construction people are addicts and im thinking we may be the target of some crime so if that will happen let me know and we will clean them ourselves.
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Gee, Broken, after Hank mows the lawn, could you conjure up someone to come finish my spring cleaning...it is hardly even spring yet the cleaning just cannot wait. Oh, and while you're at it some nice delivered dinner would be nice tonight...I really hate to cook.

Isn't this way more fun that trying to convince a someone who breaks the law that there ARE consequences?

I shall send some Windex for your crystal ball.

Hugs *and thanks for the cleaning and pizza*
Well guys Hank is pretty worn out now he had a long day. But Ann aside from the spring cleaning pizza is on the way. You deserve the day off.

Thanks need the windex.
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LOL! don't forget to get yourself that lottery ticket!!
I did get my tickets 10 to em to be sure
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Oh, and CHEESECAKE!! Can Hank please deliver me some yummy cherry cheesecake here in PA...???
Cheesecake on its way but sorry no cherry only strawberry cheesecake. Hope you dont mind
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got my first physic complaint

could you all hurry up and get done with Hank

I promised my wife the lawn would be done in two hours !!!

onehigherpower

sorry but Hank so deserved his nap. Your wife wouldnt mind if you do dinner tonight as a make up thou...
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pssst, hank hasn't exactly quite yet actually mowed the yard yet. he's gonna tho, he says. was almost on his way, til the M's tied the game, and well now it's the 8th...and now we just hit a home run....none of this of course could possibly happen if he was not watching!!! however, the next door neighbor IS mowing HIS yard, so the psychic vibes ARE in the area!!!
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Not to be greedy, but I need: to find the rebate for the set of tires we just bought and it was for 50 back, my boyfriend is having his work review on May1st, yesterday we just hired someone to come and powerwash our decks and now im reading how construction people are addicts and im thinking we may be the target of some crime so if that will happen let me know and we will clean them ourselves.
rebate checked, boyfriend's review checked, not ture about all construction people not good to judge a book by its cover kinda things, no worries no crime will be comitted
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