8 minutes 'til the end of the world!

Old 12-21-2012, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Kindeyes View Post
My all time FAVORITE euphemism for this......um......activity......is......"dropping the kids off at the pool".

Sorry......couldn't resist.



A room full of codies could see through that thinly "valed" excuse.....oh yes......this IS a room full of codies. But I'll give a for creativity.

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....dropping the kids off....OH THAT'S FUNNY!

(but in consonance with Vale's second law of thread degeneration,to whit

a thread at rest tends to remain at rest

a thread in motion will almost always degenerate to the lowest common
denominator of bodily functions not discussed in polite company.)

BTW-Where the hell is Angie?
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:12 PM
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Aww but I might have a clue what that suggestion is lol.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LoveMeNow View Post
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P.S. OK, alright, as long as you aren't shopping for "preowned tires" on Craig lists, you are still in good shape!!
LMN, I was taking a drink of my soda when I read this lets just say I will never be drinking or eating anything when I read any post you make to Vale, in the future.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:18 PM
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Iwas with my step-mom Christmas shopping today we, went for my gift she called my dad and started busting out laughing she handed me the phone after she told him repeat that to Angie.


This, is how my dad had answered the phone. Hello, this is a message from C......
he has been boomed up leave a message and if he receives it he will contact you from the other side when he figures out how.

My dad is a nut in a fun way.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:18 PM
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.....speak of the devil...........
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:19 PM
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Sheesh, is that why I have these horns? I had wings until earlier today.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:29 PM
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......shopping? Likely story......

I started a thread for you,but then you never showed up (except
for the PM) and all of a sudden everyone gets all accusatory and
looking at me funny and thinking you are dead of bone marrow disease
and then I think.....what if the Mayans meant the end of the world
JUST FOR ALABAMA!?!?!? (temporarily suspending disbelief that the Mayans
had any knowlege of political subdivisions of the North American continent
almost 1000 years beyond the demise of their civilization).

See folks?...she's alive & posting.Nothing to see here....Move along.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:44 PM
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Vale, I absolutely HATE shopping my husband has no clue how lucky he has been with that
although I probably should have I could have better spent the "wasted" money lol.

My step-mom said if I didn't go today I would get an IOU for Christmas guess what I wish I had taken the IOU every time I tried on a pair of pants they would rub across the area where the marrow was taken by the end of the trip I was hurting even broke down and took 1/2 of the pain pills ughhh.

I get my results back on Jan. 4th. Wow a thread just for me dare I even ask what that imaginary thread was about?
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Vale View Post
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Yeah! That's the ticket!! I'm gonna go tell her that RIGHT NOW!
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(and so it was that Vale was never heard from again,no more posts,no more digital footprints at all....)

.....it was as if he vanished from the face of the Earth.

Nobody knew why......LMN was the last to message him----certainly he was not so stupid as to ACTUALLY DO what she suggested?!?!?!?!

The world will never know.Unconfirmed reports have him wandering
aimlessly muttering about lawns,stolen tires,etc.....in a manner that could
only be described as "incoherent".


Well, maybe if she is sitting down when you tell her, it will help.

Hi Angie, glad you are feeling better. Sorry, about the little soda spillage. pssssst....it was allll Vale's fault.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:45 PM
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Well "if" I had a condo to go to for Christmas I might could forgive it all
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:47 PM
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Well "if" I had a condo to go to for Christmas I might could forgive it all

lolol!! No kidding!! He has enough tires!

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Old 12-21-2012, 04:36 PM
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Zoso! Help!!!!!!! They're ganging up on me!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:26 AM
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KE wrote"

Vale......the day isn't over ......

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Kindeyes.........it kinda is
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Vale View Post
KE wrote"

Vale......the day isn't over ......

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Kindeyes.........it kinda is
Well.....Vale.......you're kinda right......now. However, I was kinda right at the time I wrote it. So......I declare a kinda tie.

I think I've lived through something like FOUR end of the world events. It has become rather anticlimactic.

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Old 12-22-2012, 10:48 AM
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Touche! I really wasn't fighting fair,was I?

I am old enough to remember alot of EOWs
too (end of worlds). Just a convenient tool
for people to avoid the consequences of their
actions.......
Why finish homework,worlds gonna end?
Why bother mowing lawn,worlds gonna end?

(addict thinking)
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Touche! I really wasn't fighting fair,was I?

I am old enough to remember alot of EOWs
too (end of worlds). Just a convenient tool
for people to avoid the consequences of their
actions.......
Why finish homework,worlds gonna end?
Why bother mowing lawn,worlds gonna end?

(addict thinking)


Wait, didn't you skip out on mowing the lawn? picking up the dry cleaning? Reading war and peace?? ....all because you were in the loo?

(apparently codependents think a lot like addicts, addicts just have more creative excuses, lol)
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:07 PM
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I'm OLD! I spend alot of time in the 'loo!

And my excuses are DAMNED creative!
(I spend more effort on them than the job would take!)

-written from an iphone-
(while sitting in the 'loo!!!!)

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Old 12-22-2012, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vale View Post
I'm OLD! I spend alot of time in the 'loo!

And my excuses are DAMNED creative!
(I spend more effort on them than the job would take!)

-written from an iphone-
(while sitting in the 'loo!!!!)

. I am not on loo but I am on my iPhone
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Originally Posted by Kindeyes View Post
Well.....Vale.......you're kinda right......now. However, I was kinda right at the time I wrote it. So......I declare a kinda tie.

I think I've lived through something like FOUR end of the world events. It has become rather anticlimactic.

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OK....kinda tie....let's skip the laborious negotiations and
get straight to the peace treaty! I've got a 2 front war
going on and to be frank---LMN and craziebabie are kicking
my a**.Damage control is the order of the day and an ally
I was counting on (no names....but begins with 'z' and sounds
like 'oso') left my right flank exposed.

Now that all is forgiven,wanna join a worthy cause? The
pay is crap but you get a free yellow hat!?

I was kinda hoping the marrow thing was gonna slow
craziebaby down a smidge----enough for me to finish off
LMN and bring about galactic peace.

(But I misunderestimated craziebabie's strength and fortitude,
damn that woman!!!)
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Originally Posted by Vale View Post
OK....kinda tie....let's skip the laborious negotiations and
get straight to the peace treaty! I've got a 2 front war
going on and to be frank---LMN and craziebabie are kicking
my a**.Damage control is the order of the day and an ally
I was counting on (no names....but begins with 'z' and sounds
like 'oso') left my right flank exposed.

Now that all is forgiven,wanna join a worthy cause? The
pay is crap but you get a free yellow hat!?

I was kinda hoping the marrow thing was gonna slow
craziebaby down a smidge----enough for me to finish off
LMN and bring about galactic peace.

(But I misunderestimated craziebabie's strength and fortitude,
damn that woman!!!)
I am pretty sure your "other personality" Dr. Valkyll and Mr. Vale are not in total agreement. See other thread!
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