Humor can express the sad truth...
I'm no angel!
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: tampa, fl
Posts: 6,728
Humor can express the sad truth...
I just read this on another forum:
Secret to Longevity
A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long happy life?"
The old lady replied, "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day. Before I go to bed I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels bourbon every week, and oh, I eat only junk food. On the weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"That's absolutely amazing at your age!" declared the well-impressed passerby. "Just how old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied and flashed him a big toothless smile.
Secret to Longevity
A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long happy life?"
The old lady replied, "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day. Before I go to bed I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels bourbon every week, and oh, I eat only junk food. On the weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"That's absolutely amazing at your age!" declared the well-impressed passerby. "Just how old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied and flashed him a big toothless smile.
Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
