Famous Last Words (from my addict) v2.0
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Los Angeles
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hahaaha-- big thanks to duet for starting this thread. i could fill a book with my abf's famous last words.
he gave me this little nugget of wisdom yesterday....
me: but didn't they diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder at rehab?
him: yeah, but really they were just jealous of how awesome i am.
HA! too much.
he gave me this little nugget of wisdom yesterday....
me: but didn't they diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder at rehab?
him: yeah, but really they were just jealous of how awesome i am.
HA! too much.
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Georgia
Posts: 15
AD daughter:
"I'm done." (don't I wish)
"You're the only person who makes me wanna use drugs. It's your fault." (which is why you overdosed out of state after being away from me for 5 months)
"Everybody does drugs." (really?)
"I don't like the AA meetings around this town. The addicts here are nastier."
"I'm done." (don't I wish)
"You're the only person who makes me wanna use drugs. It's your fault." (which is why you overdosed out of state after being away from me for 5 months)
"Everybody does drugs." (really?)
"I don't like the AA meetings around this town. The addicts here are nastier."
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
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When I found questionable texts on his phone to and from another woman (his dealer's girlfriend to be exact) .... "I HAD to flirt with her and tell her what she wanted to hear; I NEVER intended on doing anything with her. I was doing it so I could get free dope."
These were text messages I found AFTER the fact, when he borrowed MY car and was gone for 6 hours through the middle of the night. It should have been an easy 2 hours tops. And yes, this was when I was enabling him.
These were text messages I found AFTER the fact, when he borrowed MY car and was gone for 6 hours through the middle of the night. It should have been an easy 2 hours tops. And yes, this was when I was enabling him.
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Colorado
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Originally Posted by duet_4-8 
Ah, yes, Callie. The hiding places....
Pockets of shirts hanging in the closet...
Pockets of shirts hanging in the closet...
That was one of my favorite and best hiding spots when I was using. My underwear drawer however, not a good one.
Originally Posted by cece1960
Dang it. Thats MY hiding place for things that I fear will walk away.
Yea, I don't think you should hide your valuables there!
Another common one amongst users is the battery area of a flashlight.
I even went so far as to put my dope in our computer. Our Dell had a lever that would release the side wall of our PC tower. Easy to hide and easy to retrieve!
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Join Date: Sep 2010
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"i thought abused women didn't abuse men but you have abused be, how does it feel to be the one that does it?"
last thing i could bare to take hearing...should have been able to take more since according to him i am a psychopath....
last thing i could bare to take hearing...should have been able to take more since according to him i am a psychopath....
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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"I know this is a bit cliche and I usually don't do this...but can we maintain some type of friendship because I miss the communication we had."
REALLY???? LOL. That's funny....I didn't think you were talking to me when you were shooting up Heroin.
Ahhh, the crazy making of addiction.
REALLY???? LOL. That's funny....I didn't think you were talking to me when you were shooting up Heroin.
Ahhh, the crazy making of addiction.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Oh my gosh! Love these! They are so funny I laughed out loud! Here are mine:
"If you don't give me a key to your house, I'm leaving. If I go somewhere, I can't be expected to wait outside for you to get home from work."
"I don't know what is wrong with you. You must be going through menopause."
"If you don't give me a key to your house, I'm leaving. If I go somewhere, I can't be expected to wait outside for you to get home from work."
"I don't know what is wrong with you. You must be going through menopause."
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Originally Posted by orchid
hahaaha-- big thanks to duet for starting this thread. i could fill a book with my abf's famous last words.
he gave me this little nugget of wisdom yesterday....
me: but didn't they diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder at rehab?
him: yeah, but really they were just jealous of how awesome i am.
HA! too much.
he gave me this little nugget of wisdom yesterday....
me: but didn't they diagnose you with narcissistic personality disorder at rehab?
him: yeah, but really they were just jealous of how awesome i am.
HA! too much.
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 82
9/14...Calls me and leaves a long message, slurring speech *I miss you* How he was going to turn himself in because of his love for me...blah, blah, blah
Meanwhile he had stolen my credit cards and was doing heroin all week in a hotel room with a chick he had pulled out of recovery. :chatter
Didn't find out they were stolen until a few days later. Called his mom, and she got him arrested.
Meanwhile he had stolen my credit cards and was doing heroin all week in a hotel room with a chick he had pulled out of recovery. :chatter
Didn't find out they were stolen until a few days later. Called his mom, and she got him arrested.
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Land of "The Wire"
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Daisy, I'm so sorry your credit cards got stolen! I hope you were able to get the money back!
I know about irresponsibility though! My ABF went to work several hours late one night last week (not sober!).
I told him, "You're gonna get yourself fired."
He told me, "I'll only get fired if you tell on me!"
I said, "They know. They're the ones that told me."
His response: "OhhhhOHhhhh, I'm sooo scared."
He's almost 30.
I know about irresponsibility though! My ABF went to work several hours late one night last week (not sober!).
I told him, "You're gonna get yourself fired."
He told me, "I'll only get fired if you tell on me!"
I said, "They know. They're the ones that told me."
His response: "OhhhhOHhhhh, I'm sooo scared."
He's almost 30.
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Originally Posted by somethingsimple
Daisy, I'm so sorry your credit cards got stolen! I hope you were able to get the money back!
I know about irresponsibility though! My ABF went to work several hours late one night last week (not sober!).
I told him, "You're gonna get yourself fired."
He told me, "I'll only get fired if you tell on me!"
I said, "They know. They're the ones that told me."
His response: "OhhhhOHhhhh, I'm sooo scared."
He's almost 30.
I know about irresponsibility though! My ABF went to work several hours late one night last week (not sober!).
I told him, "You're gonna get yourself fired."
He told me, "I'll only get fired if you tell on me!"
I said, "They know. They're the ones that told me."
His response: "OhhhhOHhhhh, I'm sooo scared."
He's almost 30.
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Victoria BC
Posts: 47
This is so great, wow to be able to laugh at what we put up with. Thanks, would it be alright if I shared some of these??
Mine: Love hearing snoring when you are having a conversation......
Just going outside for a minute to talk to a guy, yup three days later.....
No one seems to know where all those cut up straws come from....
Hiding places: You know those little flavored cigars that come in a case? Didnt know they rattled.
Mine: Love hearing snoring when you are having a conversation......
Just going outside for a minute to talk to a guy, yup three days later.....
No one seems to know where all those cut up straws come from....
Hiding places: You know those little flavored cigars that come in a case? Didnt know they rattled.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: lancaster, PA
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"those are vitamins for my bad back!" (percs)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.
(just had to mention that one, I guess they are similar to vitamin c?) hahaha. Still laughing.
Oh... gosh, there are so many.
How about this one,
"Is that what it is?? OMG I need that pill back-- I have to confront the guy who gave it to me, and tell him that he gave me oxycodone 30 mill-- he could have killed me, I only needed a muscle relaxant for my back! I swear to god!"
HAHAHAH!
I handed it back, and said- "didn't know drug dealers took returns. Do you have your reciept or will you only get a store credit?"
lol.
Thanks for the fun moment guys.
C
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.
(just had to mention that one, I guess they are similar to vitamin c?) hahaha. Still laughing.
Oh... gosh, there are so many.
How about this one,
"Is that what it is?? OMG I need that pill back-- I have to confront the guy who gave it to me, and tell him that he gave me oxycodone 30 mill-- he could have killed me, I only needed a muscle relaxant for my back! I swear to god!"
HAHAHAH!
I handed it back, and said- "didn't know drug dealers took returns. Do you have your reciept or will you only get a store credit?"
lol.
Thanks for the fun moment guys.
C
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