littlebird77

I live in a building and there was a time when I kicked my ABF out of the apartment because he was using. A few hours later I went to empty the garbage down the shoot and when I opened the door he was telling me he was waiting for the elevator to go down. I laughed and closed the door, and went to bed.

I don't know why this memory stirs up, but it still cracks me up.

Any silly stories???

suki44883

Should have suggested he use the garbage shoot...it was probably faster.

breakingfree88

I was going through ABF's laundry to fold it and put it away...and found a small pillbox. It had white powdery residue in it. In my naive mind, I had no clue that it could be from a drug. When I see powder I think FunDip. I sniffed it, then run my finger around in it and tasted it. It tasted bitter. Not fundip.
When I asked ABF about the container, he said, yes I used to use it to hold drugs..but I haven't seen that in FOREVER.
I don't know how it got there.
THATS WEIRD.
((turns out later, he had been using the night before))

Embarassing. But funny. for some sick reason. LOL

detaching200

I often recorded my addict when he was high and we were fighting so he could see later how badly he treated me. Recently I did this so he could hear himself...he was shouting at me "I'M NNOOT SSSLURRRING!" it was hilarious honestly.